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  • You can call me a fat, balding, talentless old queen who can't sing — but you can't tell lies about me
    • After winning a libel case against The Sun which had accused him of having underage sex.
  • An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90% of what they make.
  • Anyone who lip-synchs in public on stage when you pay £75 to see them should be shot.
    • Accusing Madonna of lip-synching during her Re-Invention world tour, which Madonna denied
  • Since when has lip-synching been live?
    • Talking about Madonna's award for best live act
  • I cannot bear successful people who are miserable.
  • I'm the Connie Francis of rock 'n' roll.
  • People in England are so bloody nosy.
  • Rude, vile pigs! Do you know what that means? Rude, vile pigs. That's what you are.
    • Losing his cool with photographers and TV crews in Taiwan
  • I could still snort you under the table.
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