Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, August 11, 2025

Cain & ICE


After Cain bilges out of ICE, he can go buy a dacha next door to Steven Segal.

Just a Coincidence That Trump Has Sent the NG to Cities With Black Female Mayors

Trump is placing Washington DC police under federal control and deploying the national guard. He said he was taking “historic action” to combat crime and homelessness in the US capital by invoking a section of the DC Home Rule Act, which allows him to place the DC Metropolitan police department under direct federal control.

Sure crime is down in DC, at a thirty-year low, but that's got nothing to do with it. So besides sending in the National Guard (with more alacrity than he did on 1/6/21), he's sent federal agents out to walk the streets.

Here, you can see six, count 'em, six DEA agents patrolling the National Mall, because it takes that many Federal goons to corral random joggers.

They're not trying to stop drug trafficking or any of that, just out walking the streets at the command of the Demented Dictator.

Andy, why, you might ask? Easy. It's a distraction.

Sunday, August 10, 2025

Nazi ICE

Tell me that this font choice is an accident.

RFK, Jr: Fuck You and Your Conspiracy Theorist Bullshit, You Goddamned Ghoul

Besides the deaths from measles and other infectious diseases, the deaths of people around the world from terminating health programs, now we have assholes like this jackhole expressing their RFK-fueled conspiracy-theorist blatherings with bullets.

The Boxcars Will Assemble at Union Station

President Donald Trump on Sunday again signaled that he is ramping up plans to target crime in Washington, D.C., even as data shows that crime rates in the nation’s capital are falling.

He also issued a warning to the city’s homeless population. “The Homeless have to move out, IMMEDIATELY. We will give you places to stay, but FAR from the Capital,” he wrote on Truth Social
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Once again, tRump does what he does best: Find an imaginary problem to solve while stomping all over marginalized people.

As to why, it's because Trump is in the Epstein files.

The Only Qualification to Work for Trump is Loyalty.
Competence is Optional.

Reportedly, his much vaunted "special envoy" didn't realize that Putin is demanding the Ukranians give up territory. Instead, he thought Putin was offering to withdraw Russian forces.

Either that, or what we're seeing is a sellout on the order of Chamberlain giving Czechoslovakia to the Nazis.

More concessions to come:

Wonder how long it will take for Americans to realize why russian officials are posting this

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— Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 (@reshetz.bsky.social) August 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM

Your Sunday Morning Airplane Noise

From OSH. And if you've never seen a Privateer fly...

Saturday, August 9, 2025

Neville Chamberlain Returns

President Donald Trump said he will meet with Russian President Vladimir Putin next Friday in Alaska to discuss ending the war in Ukraine, a potential breakthrough after weeks of expressing frustration that more was not being done to quell the fighting.

Must be time for Agent Krasnov's performance evaluation.

If Trump had been president in 1941, the language of North America would be German. Except on the West Coast, where it would be Japanese.

Palestine

I believe that Bibi Netanyahu has done more to bring about the eventual existence of a Palestinian state than any other politician.

That's all.

GOP Has Some of the Dumbest People

Rep. Eric Burlison, a Missouri Republican serving on the House Oversight Committee, appeared on BlazeTV’s Prime Time with Alex Stein, where he discussed his belief that giants once existed.
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He credited Timothy Alberino’s podcast with sending him “far down the rabbit hole,” eventually reaching claims that the Smithsonian Institution is hiding evidence, the bones of past giants that lived on the Earth. Burlison suggested that, as a member of the Oversight Committee, he could investigate the Smithsonian...

Maybe then, he can ask the Smithsonian if they have any bones of Republican politicians who believed in science and facts. Because they sure seem to be an extinct species.