Well... shit. I suppose I should tell you right now: it's my fault. I haven't posted close to a year now. There really isn't a good reason for that. There's a lot of bullshit spam in the comment section on older posts that I haven't cleaned up. There isn't a good reason for that, either. You deserve an update and more. The short of it is Grandma is doing just fine, for the most part. She's played