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There Was A Farmer Who Had A Lot Of Live Stock
There Was A Farmer Who Had A Lot Of Live Stock
An Amateur Pirate
A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.” “What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.”
Repairman
A woman is having a problem with her closet door, it was falling off every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees...
Funny joke - That’s Our Secret Code
A doctor started having an affair with his nurse. Shortly after this started, she announced that she had become pregnant. Not wanting his wife to find out...
JokerPanda LUXURY CRUISE
One day this Swedish guy walks into a dingy little storefront travel agency, holds up a page out of a newspaper, and says: "You say in this ad that you have a voonderful luxury cruise for... #humor #joke #funny
Student Has Hilarious Reply When Teacher Questions Her Drawing
Student Has Hilarious Reply When Teacher Questions Her Drawing
JokerPanda A STORE MANAGER BOB STOPPED BY A PLANT
A store manager Bob stopped by a small manufacturing plantA store manager Bob stopped by a small manufacturing plant he spotted during his last trip through a part of the countr... #funny #joke #humor
JokerPanda THE HISTORY QUESTION
Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?""Nothing is easier," he replied"You ask him a simple question which e... #funny #humor #joke
A very elderly couple is celebrating their seventy-fifth wedding anniversary.
A very elderly couple is celebrating their seventy-fifth wedding anniversary. The man says to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that...
Highway 26 - Funny Long Joke
One night a police officer noticed a car that was traveling very slowly down the highway. When he pulled it over the driver asked, “What did I do wrong, officer...
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store