Turtle jokes

Shell-ebrate humor with these turtley awesome turtle puns and jokes! They're sure to bring you out of your shell, so don't be slow - read them now!

Hey there! Are you ready to turtley love some puns? Today, we’re diving headfirst into the whimsical world of turtle puns and jokes. Turtles may be slow,

Dive into a sea of silliness with our "240+ Turtle Puns to Shell-ebrate Laughter"! 🐢✨ Whether you're a fan of slow and steady humor or just need a good "turtley" laugh, we've got you covered. Perfect for every shady spot! 🌊💙 Get ready to crack up and share the joy! #puns #turtle #laughter #funny #humor #wordplay #silly

10 pictures of happy turtles, and possibly tortises and terrapins too. (Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a biologist!) From the single serve site ecstaticturtle.com, which is exactly what it sounds like. For turtlefeed, to make up for this.

We’re diving into the wacky world of turtle puns – where humor moves at a leisurely pace but hits like a snapping turtle! Did you know turtles have been around for over 200 million years? That’s right – they’ve been cracking jokes since the Jurassic period! And speaking of cracking, these shelled comedians can live up to 150 years, which gives them plenty of time to come up with some… 80+ Turtle Puns And Jokes That Are Turtley AwesomeRead more

This is the safety turtle.he will protect you from chainmail and other scary posts,he will protect you against bad thoughts,he will make you feel fuzzy inside and then you will make other ppl feel happy,calm,and safe so repost this please so the safery turtle may continue making ppl happy UwU

❤︎➶⁘⁛⠶𝟬𝟬𝟭. ━━ 𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 ❪ 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗧 𝗚𝗨𝗡 𝖠𝖭𝖣 𝖶𝖤 𝖫𝖤𝖠𝖵𝖤 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖢𝖠𝖱 𝖱𝖴𝖭𝖭𝖨𝖭𝖦, 𝗦𝗜𝗟𝗞 𝗦𝗞𝗜𝗡 𝖠𝖭𝖣 𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚...! ❫ 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 ━━ ❛ 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘥, ❜ 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗼: 𝗅𝗎𝗄𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖴𝖫𝖳𝖨𝖬𝖠𝖳𝖤 𝗆𝖺𝗇. 𝖤𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝖿 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗎𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗈𝗇. 𝗹𝘂𝗸𝗲𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: 𝖱𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒? 𝖧𝗎𝗁, 𝗇𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗄𝗇𝖾𝗐 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍. ❙ ✎⤷ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝖺 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗍𝗎𝖼𝗄 𝗂𝗇 𝖺…