Long jokes

Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long life,” the r... #funny #joke #story

Albert Einstein was getting bored with making the same speech over and over again at different meetings, so one night, after a long day, his chauffeur jokingly said, “I’ve heard your speech…

A man celebrating his 100th birthday was asked by a reporter how he had managed to live so long:The man contemplated that question and looked over at his wife.She sat beside him and a.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A little girl asks her mother and father how the human race came to be - her mother's answer is priceless... - latest joke

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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran...

“Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.”The dog said, “That's a long time to be bar.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding…Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. #funny, #joke, #humor

This woman had no patience for an entitled mom who refused to move from her seat on a plane.