Copy me but the paste wont be the same

Ha! Never be as AWESOME as me!

me to myself : show dis bitch you not the onee, mariahkayhearts👅

But why tho !

Please copy and paste this to your status if you're constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by friends who copy and paste things to their statuses. Many people won't copy and paste this, but my truly sarcastic friends will copy and paste it because they're sarcastic by nature. If you don't copy and paste it, then this means you hate bacon. And if you hate bacon, the terrorists win. And a unicorn dies. Possibly puppies as well.

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Keep on trying bitch you will never do it like me because you will never compare

I’m sorry that you’re so miserable with your own sad life that you have spent 15 years of your life stalking & emulating me & my life. It’s beyond obvious that you are copying me! STOP & move on! You’re living a lie… acting like you have multiple homes in different states, but you don’t even own one! It’s laughable & shows exactly how miserable & what a pathological liar that really you are. It must be awful watching our life knowing what yours really is.