60th birthday survival kit funny

Hello. A friend of mine is turning 60 next month so I have made her a small survival kit to help her with getting older..Loz Survival kit supplies.. Shot glass-it's your birthday, call the shots.. Candle-Blow it out to make a wish.. Champagne and glass-To start the party.. Fake Money- I could not afford the real thing.. Soap-To wash away the years.. Smiley Face-To keep you smiling.. Marbles-to replace the ones you have lost.. Paper Clip-To hold things together.. Pen-To write down things…

Hello! Welcome to my blog! There are a lot of milestone birthdays in my family this year. My step dad was turning 70, and that was an o...

Saw it, Pinned it, Made it.: Senior Citizens Survival Kit

Material Nylon Brand SMILE GIFTS UK Item dimensions L x W x H 21 x 15 x 2.3 centimetres Item weight 30 Grams Included components 1 of each everyday item listed on the label Number of pieces 1 Manufacturer SMILE GIFTS UK

A VERY MEMORABLE GIFT THIS WILL BE AT ANY PARTY. BE PREPARED FOR A LARGE ROAR OF LAUGHTER TO OCCUR FROM THE RECIPIENT AND THOSE WITNESSING THE UNVEILING. THIS IS A GREAT GAG GIFT FOR THOSE CELEBRATING ANOTHER YEAR IN HISTORY. GIVE THIS SENIOR CITIZEN SURVIVAL KIT TO ALL THOSE YOU LOVE WITH A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR! WE HAVE RECEIVED AMAZING FEEDBACK OF HOW THIS GAG GIFT HAS BROUGHT AMAZING JOY TO THOSE WHOM RECEIVE THEM. BE ONE OF OUR GREAT STORIES. *VERY RARELY DUE TO UNAVAILABILITY OF A…

My mom turned "65" last week and I wanted to make a memorable gift for her. Since I love making survival kits, I wasn't going to waste this opportunity. I wasn't too nasty to her. I wanted everything in the survival kit to be practical, but I also wanted some humor. This is what I put in it.... Oil of Old Age - Olive Oil. I added on some beauty secrets that one can use with olive oil. I have tried it on my skin and it actually feels amazing. Here are the beauty secrets I found.... Olive Oil…

My boss was 50 last month and we couldn't decide what to get him at work. I've seen these survival kits before so thought it would be the pe...