LillyPiper
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There's no way the hype and reviews of this movie aren't some kind of troll. It's ludicrous, and not in a good way.
It's literally sight gag after sight gag, and you've seen all of them within the first 5 minutes. But they keep repeating, as though they'll get funnier after the first dozen times. They don't.
This movie is Woody Woodpecker in live action, but somehow even less funny. All the reviewers are in on some joke, right? Or does everyone not quite get the troll and they don't want to be left out? It has to be something like that, because this painfully unfunny, excruciatingly long bit of slapstick cannot seriously be rated 10/10 by anyone who has actually watched the entire thing.
It's literally sight gag after sight gag, and you've seen all of them within the first 5 minutes. But they keep repeating, as though they'll get funnier after the first dozen times. They don't.
This movie is Woody Woodpecker in live action, but somehow even less funny. All the reviewers are in on some joke, right? Or does everyone not quite get the troll and they don't want to be left out? It has to be something like that, because this painfully unfunny, excruciatingly long bit of slapstick cannot seriously be rated 10/10 by anyone who has actually watched the entire thing.
What's worse than an idiotic sitcom with a laugh track? An idiotic sitcom with no background sound at all.
You're just left to contemplate the dead silence in the room. At least crickets have comedic timing.
The 'jokes' start bad and get worse. How is anyone rating this above a very generous 5? Is this really the bar that's been set?
I guess if you found Duck Dynasty worthwhile, you might like this. That's the highest praise I can give it.
For the character min: unfunny, uninspired, creative as twice-processed corn, badly written, suitable for the med lobby at gitmo, oh look I finally met the limit.
You're just left to contemplate the dead silence in the room. At least crickets have comedic timing.
The 'jokes' start bad and get worse. How is anyone rating this above a very generous 5? Is this really the bar that's been set?
I guess if you found Duck Dynasty worthwhile, you might like this. That's the highest praise I can give it.
For the character min: unfunny, uninspired, creative as twice-processed corn, badly written, suitable for the med lobby at gitmo, oh look I finally met the limit.