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The Old Man (2022)
Wow, season two is a bomb terrible
That Zoe woman it's so wooden and tired looking and has no energy at all. She just like ruins the whole Mojo of this story and JEFF Bridges with his fake teeth. What the heck the guys filthy rich cant he fix his teeth.
Just unbelievable he like mumbles along and you can just see his teeth are not working. It's just pathetic and this guy is gonna be like Mr assassin. I just not buying it. I mean season one was interesting. The premise but two is just dragged on who cares about the daughter? She was like unlikable and hard to watch anyways, my bothered going after these Russians for revenge I mean come on dude just retire already.
Citadel: Diana (2024)
Wow, was this written by like 15-year-olds? It's pretty bad.
The main woman with her stupid haircut and close-ups every minute is ridiculous
I mean they act like she's some kind of like extremely attractive person when she's probably a 5 out of 10 she has a thick nose. She moves like a wooden soldier and she has a personality of a fly.
And so they have this bad ass technology where they can disable cameras and listen to what they're saying through their contact lenses or whatever and the bad guys who obviously know this technology exist are just sitting in the cafe talking about their plans. I mean how stupid are they so this is like a clown show and there's too many close-ups that she's not hot and what is the plot is there even a plot and the guy that has a glasses that are tinted blue? I mean he thinks he's like Versace or something it's trying to be slick, but it comes off as being , boring and Cliché. Fight scenes are weak and lame... like that chick at 125 soaking wet can beat dudes bigger.. lol clownish and her grunting is silly. And don't get me started on all the guns with the long barrel which is so like weird because they're heavy and she sticks them down her pants and it's like a foot long barrel. It's just so ridiculous. The drama is just pathetic as well.
Cash Out (2024)
The only good part of this movie is Travolta sunglasses in the beginning
If anybody knows what brand and model those sunglasses are that Travolta wears in the beginning of the movie, please leave a review here
Otherwise, that girl from sex and the city was awful as was all of the actors in the movie. They're just shallow weak and unrealistic.
The tech girl is like had her lips done and she can't even close her mouth and she acts cocky like Everything is no big deal like you're Typical millennial
Travolta embracing his baldness which is good but he's also weak and boring actor and he grows a beard because he can't grow hair in his head so he has it on his face I guess.
Maria Kallio (2021)
Omg Maria sucks
The main character in this show is so unlikable so weak and so immature. I can't believe they would put her in charge of anything and for her to have two guys doting on her is unrealistic. The dude that she works with likes her. He should be with the blonde, the blonde detective it's like so much More character more than Maria like she should be playing like a nun too bad because the show was well filmed and it had potential but the main character ruined it. I think blonde has enough money to fix her teeth. I don't know why she doesn't but as I said the main character that plays ruins the whole she just has no energy and she's just so like , librarian and the guy with the long hair that's the computer guy that looks like he's in a heavy metal band. He's pretty weak too overall. It's like a two.
Horizon: An American Saga - Chapter 1 (2024)
I think Kevin Costner is forever a cowboy role guy
And of course they're gonna put them with a young girl. He's like an old man the same cowboy ways as Yellowstone and 1883 year whatever he was in he's really playing out this role for all it's worth huh he's just a little bit too clean in this movie to be realistic But I guess it's you know Hollywood even the young girl flirting with them. She's a little bit too clean with her hair extensions for being in that day and age. I don't know. I guess I'm just getting tired of seeing him in the same role starting to remind me of the guy from Raiders of the lost Ark , that old guy Harrison Ford same kind of slow moving rough old man.
Silent Witness (1996)
Why do they have to make Jack and Nikki a couple that decision is awful?
I enjoyed the series but I really don't care much for Jack. He's kind of like a meathead clumsy looking guy and I think that he looks more like Nikki's son then boyfriend so I think that whole storyline of getting them together and having a relationship when they work together and then he proposes to her at the end of the last episode in the most recent season is like cringe. That's the best word I can think of is he's kind of cringe with her. She's an independent woman. She should stay that way. Jack brings nothing to the table for except maybe sucks. I guess that's about it. She's definitely more intelligent and more cultured so I find the fit with Jack. It's just , the chemistry is not there.
Liebes Kind (2023)
The kids were aweful The girl needs to be locked up she's psycho
The girl in the little boy ruined the whole show they're like China act like adults and know it all. I hate kids like that you know I can tell it's like fake acting. I don't know why everybody here is praising and they're acting. I thought it sucked a female cop was like boring and uninvolved and very slow and the male cop guy was just as boring
So he's following the camper that has the people in it and the bad guy. Why does he tell the woman cop that he's following this camper or call it in to get swat or whatever to follow this camp or pull it over or something it's so stupid it's terrible acting. It's pretty bad .
Tatort: Scheherazade (2005)
Absolutely no closure too bad
I enjoy these shows however this one didn't really end with any closure and just her running around as usual I mean it was a good concept but they didn't know how to end it. I don't know why they ended it. They could've let this go on a couple of shows More in depth but it's weird. I mean it just left me feeling like there was no resolution to any of this too bad because it was filmed good and it was shot well and the flow was pretty good but as I said it just they pulled the plug on it and ended it without any kind of Resolution I mean what happened to the CD she had and why did in the end she was in obviously some Middle Eastern country. Why?
Fast Charlie (2023)
Geriatric show another actress with a nose job
All these actresses start looking alike with the same pinch nose job. I'm sure this one went to the same person that Wyona Ashley Judd went to because she looks just like her sister James Bond hang it up man. I just retired James con it looks super unhealthy like cancerous skinny as hell I doubt he died from a heart attack shows very cliche and predictable. I think this James Bond guy just should've stuck with James Bond because that's all he's really been known for. He tries to do these little criminal sideline pictures but he still comes off like James Bond and then this one he has a fake southern accent which is really hokey .
Chief of Station (2024)
Img the fight scenes were so bad and fake
Hot men with auto weapons can't hit the mark.. lol... cliche and slowwwwwwww as f. Aron E. Is a poor actor and only wears a scowl and moves like an old stiff guy. Sorry but he is b movie material and worse then nick cage and reminds me of Bruce Willis.
If this guy is cia we are in a lot of trouble... lol.. his kid in this show is an idiot too like dad. I don't wanna kill you, Nick but I will. I mean who wrote this like a kid in high school? Oh god what a letdown this actor reminds me of Someone's dad that's always pissed off. Never smiles thinks he's tough. Can't stand that he's just an average Joe.
Harry Wild (2022)
Well, Fergus's mom has too many fillers in her cheek. She looks like a freaking puppet.
I find this show very boring. I think Jane Seymour's character is very unrealistic. It's a very light show but kind of bored after one episode and what's with Fergus's mom and season two. She looks like the puppet from my saw how those cheek fillers look like hell And Fergus's hair what's going on with that? What awful on him season one? He looks better Jane Seymour's an old bag trying to look young trying to be a sharp wooded old lady but she comes off as being obnoxious and kind of a pest and a drunk Guy that's halfway decent is the guy that runs the pub he's got some humour to him anyways. I don't think there should be an episode or a season three I mean.
Kleo (2022)
Why does the main actress remind me of Elizabeth Moss?
The main actress is kind of hard to watch. She has that Elizabeth Moss look. I'd like to see her act in a movie with Elizabeth Moss. Maybe that would be a one star instead of a three first series was interesting. Second one is kind of slow moving not as good Kind of ridiculous actually and unrealistic. I don't know why they make you have 600 words but here we go again is Elizabeth Moss in this movie. She looks just like Elizabeth Moss that same ugly look. I don't think she's gonna do any other acting besides this because she's terrible , storyline was so so in the first series but the second series is junk typical.
Evil (2019)
The first season was interesting, but it's gone downhill since
The characters were interesting at the beginning but they turned out to be very one-dimensional and very stupid and how they face situations and every episode doesn't really have any closure which is unsatisfying for the viewer. Basically, they're all over the place trying to get views with shock, but it's almost comical, the Demons are very comical which is sad because it's not true in real life
As I said it could've been something great but they turn it into something light-hearted and silly and after four seasons main woman character as well as Ben still doubt the fact that Demons exist which is really stupid. Sister Andrea was the best character and I guess they're going to have a spin off with her But even she was not enough in her character and too comical as well. I feel maybe that's from Andrea Martin being from second city TV in the old days but for some reason this series doesn't want to dive in to the subject. They just dipped their toes in it, which is sad.
David is an under sexed priest is always had the hearts for the woman and she's very serious about everything in life. The kids are obnoxious the husband. I felt sorry for the grandmother. IDavid is an under sexed priest is always had the hearts for the woman and she's very serious about everything in life. The kids are obnoxious the husband. I felt sorry for the grandmother. I didn't feel sorry for and I feel like she got what she was coming for. Leeland was just gross and lame and the police arresting him in the end of the recent episode was ridiculous as if he's connected with demonic powers. Police don't mean anything and as I said it was just a really silly goofy series, don't know if I'll watch the end of it because, there's like four episodes or five episodes left and they're probably all gonna be the same.
Cult Killer (2024)
Banderas mumbling his way through pathetic
Antonio Banderas is just a mumbling goofball trying to be a tough guy with his harsh whispering voice coming off like a mumbling old man and the main actress is weak. Also mumbles a lot. It's just no strength in her character. It could've been a good movie with the unknown actors and actresses doing a better job I guess if it's free it may be worth it but don't rent it. It's not worth it. There's no twist. It just goes on and on and makes no sense and a lot of places so it seems to be written by an immature person. Maybe a kid who wears those Bluetooth headsets in one ear anymore with a microphone , everybody wears those iPods now.
Heartland (2007)
Why do people like this unrealistic show?
Everyone is rich and the ranch house has unlimited room and gramps is always in the same clothes and with someone who could be his daughter. And same with Tim,. It's just unrealistic and silly. The winter isn't even shown in reality and the amount of work needed on a ranch like this isn't shown... and Amy never seems to make money? Yet slwaus has new clothes? And why doesn't amyone have their own place at their ages??? It's unrealistic and fake as f... heartland beef is like 75 cows? Lol... I just think it's a fake show and Lou is really unrealistic in being a mayor and owning the rental cabins and a diner??? How did she get $$$ for all that? Jessica's photo business is so fake too... tim is immature and his rodeo school is a joke as he is always home.
Trigger Warning (2024)
I couldn't get past the 1st 30 seconds
Oh my god where to start? I couldn't get past the first 30 seconds of this terrible show. I mean they're driving through this desert and the sniper doesn't take out the guy with the rocket launcher or the standing up on the machine gun but takes out the driver of the first truck in front of them That was so unrealistic and such a bad call and she's sticking her head out the window firing back inaccurately obviously and missing the dialogue in the first 30 seconds is like written by a 12 year-old. I mean come on people who cares if it's Jessica Alba, she sucks as an actress Sure if you met her at the bar you be hard for her but so what she's unattainable to all you guys writing that this is a great movie anyways it's just pathetic. I can't get past the 30 seconds And if you can, you are brain-dead.
Castaway Diva (2023)
So rediculous and as usual phoney
All the actors are like robots and they act like they're 12 years old and grade school play app is ridiculous and as usual with these K-pop dramas they drag them out for too many episodes just disgusting that one person is liable are real and they just seem to me to be Very pretentious and lacking any kind of common sense but that's how they always are overdramatic little spoiled brats. It's easy to get burned out on these kind of shows cause they're so ridiculously stupid that challenges your mentality and the facial expressions are so robotic that gives Asians a bad name , these K-pop dramas were maybe five or six episodes max they would be easier to digest.
The Omen (1976)
Took Gregory peck too long to realize
I would've gotten a gun came home asked to see that lady which is Block or whatever and then I would shot her in the head. I would shot the dog. I would just take Damien knock them out take him to a church put them on the author and stab the crapout of them. Of course in this show Satan seems to know more about what's going on but he's an ambassador. Why wouldn't he get like a gun and just shoot the dog when he comes home, I mean no brainer I guess trapping it is okay but now he's got content with the woman and she's gonna like come out. I'm sure so while it was a good show maybe in 1976 now it just loses something because of the time.
Defending Jacob (2020)
Kerri Russel could have been a better mom
Mom actress looks and acts a lot like Keri Russel... but Keri Russel is a way better .
It was an interesting story good pacing but pretty predictable. Captain America should shave as he looks like a lumberjack .
Reminds me of presumed innocent on apple.
The old lady lawyer was ok but tossing the knife was a lame move by the dad who should have gave it to police immediately,.. the woman cop I remember from other cop shows but her nostrils are huge. Does she pick her nose a lot? The son was a dolt and the friend who is a girls looks like the boys mom or sister. Again the wife was over the top helicopter mom and would make me go crazy.
Presumed Innocent (2024)
Meh... weak actors ruin it. Made for tv
The wife is weak the dead woman is weak in court. The blk woman working with Jake reads monotone and with no heart. The convict guy is over the top and not scary at all but also reading from a script. Jake too is the same in every movie and wasted here. All people in this are 1 dimensional and cartoonish. Unrealistic and boring show and only into 20 minutes of first episode. The mayor guy is weak as f and is silly slurring words and acting all cool. His sidekick I recognize from past movies.. skasgard .. wow has he aged a lot.
Worse than lame tv shows... no depth. And no style...it's a remake done poorly.
Saikojiman Gwaenchanha (2020)
Omg it's so flat and boring and drags on and on and on...
How can this get 8.6? It's so over dramatic and the actors except the autistic guy are like robots with no emotion and always depressed and monotone. I think these Koreans think their looks will just give them a pass in acting??? Lololol... the amount of facial plastic surgery in all the k drama actors is mind numbing. Nose jobs and eye jobs for all. It's so boring and depressing and all the people in it are braindead robotic flat monotone depressing clowns.
Unrealistic and so over the top it's a snooze fest. Just watch 1st episode and last episode to save time. A lot of clown music too for the oh so cute parts is dull and pathetic. K dramas suck.
True Detective (2014)
How can a cop have piercings in her cheeks and tattoos all over her freaking neck and body?
I'm only two minutes into this and the black police officer with all the tattoos on her neck and body and piercings in her cheeks. No way unbelievable I don't care if she is in Alaska from a tribe of Eskimos. It doesn't matter there's no way that representation of a police officer as possible if I was pulled over by a cop that looked like that I'd be like are you really a cop come on they're supposed to know make us look up to them and then they desecrate their body like that. Sorry but two minutes into this and it's like already soured my taste for the rest of it then Jody Foster shows up and she's like boring and old, and Only has one look on her face and it's like anger and puzzlement not very happy. Ps.. John Hawkes is obviously a meth head drug addict... same blk teeth as Eddie vanhalen had... he looks sickly and evacuated.. sad he can't get his teeth fixed.. must be broke from drug addiction.
Tokyo Vice (2022)
Boring and lame. Should've been called Tokyo w hire
Oh man, only on the first episode, but it's so boring. The white guy is like frustrated with how the Japanese operate duh. What do you expect? He's kind of an idiot it's kind of presumptuous and predictable what's gonna happen in series so I meet this blonde white chick at the club blah blah blah not even interested in like Japanese girls that are way more beautiful Supposedly gets hired at this stupid newspaper that all they do is print whatever the cops tell them to print so of course she's frustrated but like I said duh I don't know if I can continue it's just such a letdown and the guys kind of obnoxious.
The Locksmith (2023)
Oh Ryan... why?? Ving... why?
Kate Bosworth looks old enough to be Ryan's mom, so the cast thing is awful. She's always been a terrible actress anyways the kids obnoxious rams looks like he's almost dead. Ryan has low energy in this film. The plot is silly and Bing, bloated fat, face an overweight body it's just disgusting to look at It's kind of sad I keep putting off these kind of movies and these actors take them. I don't understand why they redescription and they take it. Are they that hard up it just has no energy or feelings. It's just kind of like they're going through their motions. It's sad , but this is not what I would recommend sorry.
Constellation (2024)
Mediocre..always a lame spoiled kid
So far very mediocre could be interesting. We'll have to see but they spent way too much time trying to revive the black guy that lost his arm that was ridiculous. They have more pressing things to think about so I think it's very strange but will have to see as the episodes unveiled themselves, the music is too slow. The guy from breaking bad he's very looks like he's just not into the show. His emotions are very flat and boring. Should've chose someone else better. The other cast doesn't really impress me as well. I thought their life-support is not good, but they're just too busy like covering up the black dude and worrying about that instead of themselves. Ridiculous. The main woman looks like she's had so much plastic surgery done. Her skin is stretch tight and she has like no emotion and one facial position too bad because she's been good in other movies but now it looks like she's gone under the knife.
And the kid Alice don't get me started how stupid she is just because they lose connection with the mom. She runs away down. The hall doesn't know where she's going in a strange place give me a break, and the dad that guy sucks.
What's with the fbi woman's lips? Looks like she tried to kiss a moving train... noomi stretched face looks like crap
And buds teeth? Can't he afford to fix them with all the roles/ money he made acting?