drystyx

The worst movies are the ones that waste the most resources. When special detail is given to artless and value-less movie, that's as bad as it gets.

Everything in this movie is predictably Hollywood Nazi worship.

Special pains are given to dye blonde actress Arquette's hair black, so we know she will be killed in the movie. That's the traditional Hollywood Nazi formula that Hitler worshipers like Lynch shove down our throats.

So why do these Hitler worship movies continue? Some, like this one, try to disguise themselves as something else, but Lynch fails to anyone with an IQ over 33. The Beavis and Butthead crowd lap it up and are easily brainwashed.

The reason we keep getting this shoved down our throats is because there are control freaks in every group who insist that these movies be seen by a group. It never fails.

There's no natural explanation for that.

So, we get a really poorly written script here. Everything comes out of nowhere, and it's all ho hum. Oh, Lynch throws naked women at us, bit there just isn't any way to avoid the blatant Hitler worship.

Nothing fits into place. The end is just as contrived as everything else in the movie.

There is zero magic, zero inspiration, zero strategy, zero credibility in story, zero credibility in characters, zero talent, just zero across the board. There should be a 0/10 rating available.

Lynch passed away, and whether he's in Hell or not, he is certainly with his idol Adolf and still on his knees for his idol Adolf. As will be the Nazis who push unnatural hatefulness and depression like this on the people that they want to control.

No offense.

This horror movie edges onto dark comedy, but never really gets there.

A tire rolls around and kills things. It begins with little tread, but each time that it kills some animal or some person, it becomes full of tread. It also needs to drink.

It kills by some sort of mental power. It doesn't touch people to kill them. It sort of concentrates, and it makes heads explode.

A lot of bizarre things take place, and most of the people make no sense. The sheriff, most of all, makes no sense. There is a beautiful woman that the tire may be attracted to.

There is a bit of Maximum Overdrive in this, and a bit of tearing down the fourth wall.

Ordinarily, this would only get 2/10 or 3/10, but the ending is a bit different, and it gets point for not wasting a big budget. At least it shouldn't have been a big budget, unless people partied on the budget money.

I get the feeling that I might like this movie, but having watched it, I have no idea what was going on.

We know from the marquee that Kong is being transported to his home island by well meaning people, and eventually he fights Godzilla.

Other than that, there is no way to know what is going on, mostly due to the poorest sound that you will ever get in a movie.

You won't be able to understand more than half of the words being spoken by any of the characters.

This being the case, I believe it isn't so much the poor enunciation of actors, but the sound crew and the director, who does have total say over the sound.

I watched without the benefit of having closed captions, so I can only guess that the people are well meaning, or which characters are well meaning.

Movies shouldn't be just story boards with no information other than the visual. If movies should just be visual, then let us just make silent movies again.

The special effects are poorly directed. I actually have to read what is taking place to understand it, and that makes a less than average movie.

Too bad. I might have like it. I have no idea. It's just garbled noise.