Reviews
Halloween II (2009)
So Bad
This movie is just terrible overall, mostly because of the dialogue. Has Rob Zombie ever heard teenage girls speaking in real life? Nobody talks like this, it's just so forced and ridiculous. My friends and I cursed like sailors when we were that age, I don't take issue with the profanity. But seriously, nobody talks like these girls, it's so cringy to even watch. Not even Malcolm McDowell could save these remakes.
Maybe I'm a purist, but it just seems like he could have kept some of the qualities of the OG Laurie Strode, Jamie Lee Curtis. This Laurie is just annoying and not remotely similar to the one I grew up watching. The entire movie is a bunch of people screaming at each other and unrealistic dialogue. I'm not even going to get started on Gandalf Sheri Moon. I'll stick with the original, somehow those creepy hospital corridors at night paired with the score still scares the s**t out of me to this day.
The Murder of Laci Peterson (2017)
Ridiculous
Scott Peterson was found guilty of murdering his wife and unborn child because he's guilty of murdering his wife and unborn child. These conspiracy theories are insane. Not only did he have motive and means, he also told his mistress that Laci was dead before she even went missing!! He even called his mistress from his wife's memorial service and said he was traveling abroad. He was planning to skip town to avoid jail because he knew he was going to go down for these murders. "It was too cold to play golf so I went out fishing on a boat instead." WHAT??? The list goes on and on. This "documentary" is a complete joke. The murderer Scott Peterson will rot in jail where he belongs. He got a fair trial, which is a hell of a lot more than Laci and Connor got.
The 9/11 Commission Report (2006)
Boring, slow, terrible acting
I couldn't even finish this, it was by far one of the worst movies I've ever tried to watch. It felt like an insult to 9/11 victims and their families, just godawful acting and no redeeming qualities.
This Is the End (2013)
Funny as hell for what it is, what on earth were some of these reviewers expecting??
Danny McBride and Craig Robinson are hilarious! They're the best part, but pretty much the whole movie is funny. Other reviewers on here bitching about cursing and sacrilege need to stick to Disney movies, wtf were you expecting?? The only complaint I have about it is Jay, my god he's a little TOO good at being a whiny little bitch. I really can't stand him in this, I have watched it several times and he annoys me more every time. His voice and that godawful accent of his are like nails on a chalkboard. But literally every single other actor in this is funny as hell.