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Señorita Justice (2004)

On par with the dump I just took

Let me start by saying this: I wanted to like this movie. However, despite my best efforts, I couldn't bring myself to tolerate this abhorred abomination that this database has deemed a movie. Even the transitions between each vomit inducing scene where terrible. I watched this movie with a friend because we knew one of the leads. I lost both my lunch and my dignity for the 80 minutes I'll never get back. No lie, the friend I watched this with actually became nauseous and left early. Unfortunately, I insisted on watching the rest of this disaster. Eva Longoria is used as window dressing on the cover despite her total screen time of about 3 minutes. The music is putrid, lighting and shots abysmal, and the fight scenes are worse than any STUDENT film I've ever seen. Myself having made a few amateur fight videos, let me say that me and 3 random people off the street could have created better. The next time a production company wants to throw thousands in the toilet, I'd appreciate it if they could do it in a way that doesn't send viewers racing to the toilet as well.