00Ryan00
Joined Jun 2005
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This game is awesome; on the short side, but still amazing. It's basically a puzzle game with state of the art graphics and physics. You're a test subject in an "Enrichment Center" and you're using this "Portal Gun" to clear various obstacle courses; for example if you're standing in front of a pit of acid, you can shoot a portal on the wall on your side, then shoot the connecting portal on the wall on the other side, and simply walk through your portal to get to your goal. It gets much more complex as the game progresses; it's a first person game, but really tests your intelligence and reasoning abilities. It also has a simple but excellent plot, and great characters which you may find cute, creepy, funny, or all of the above. Totally original, and exceptionally fun, you have to play it!
Well, Uwe Boll managed to slightly improve since "House of the Dead" but apparently still far from making a movie that's actually good. At least this film didn't have random clips from the video game spliced in throughout, but still, the fight choreography was terrible, the story wasn't great, the acting and dialog was cheesy, the bad guys are complete idiots, and there are too many plot holes to even know where to start. In the end, a pretty bad movie. At least with this one I could laugh at some of the stupid lines and fight scenes, unlike House of the Dead which is just plain painful. I saw this in theaters, but I recommend waiting until it comes on cable if you absolutely have to see it.