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Walker, Texas Ranger (1993)
The House Boy
Man I hated this show. I tried watching it so many times and it was so ridiculous that I decided to pass fun about the show is about Trivette aka the house boy. Man his character was a classic house boy. All he did was just sit around and wash Walkers truck, buff his shoes, clean his house. Walker Texas Ranger is the most racist shows around. They just saved face by putting a black man on there just to make it look alright. The white woman on that show got more fight scenes than "The House Boy". I forgot that when he did get into a fight he just elbowed someone when they were like holding a gun to his head after Walker saved his live. Trivette sent us black people back about 300 years for that.
Good Times (1974)
Michael Evans???
Now I know I love Goodtimes. I watched this show when I was like in elementary as well in college when we all just like to think back in the day. Now that I am a lot older I sit and think that Florida had cheated on James when they had that fruit Michael Evans. Think about it. Florida and James are dark as night. Thelma and J J are like black as charcoal, but Michael does not look like any of them and is light. No one ever brings it up, but I know the truth. Florida had a fling and decided to take that to her grave (not literally). You know what really throws me for a loop is that James did not notice it. Now the show is good and all but lets all be foreal here. Florida cheated and forced James to take care of a child that does not belong to him. That is typical.
Family Matters (1989)
What a Stupid show
You know I just can't stand shows that run with an idea for far to damn long. It seems like the writers found out that the nerd was too cool so they kept him on the way he is for so long that it got annoying after a while. I am pretty sure that everyone agrees. You got the geek being a dummy, and destroying a house and then when Carl tells him not to come around he says something to make him feel bad. Come dawg, come on dawg. If someone had went in and destroyed my house, do you think what little sympathy comment is going to make me feel bad. He would get a royal whoopin comin to him or serving 10 to 20. The bad thing Carl was a cop. 2 He is in love with the ugly Laura Winslow, but sexy Myra wants him. Lets say that one more time, He is in love with the ugly Laura Winslow, but sexy Myra wants him. He knows that Laura does not want him he harps and pesters and drives her away, and does not want to move on. Every other character moved on from relationships, and bad stuff, but he harps over Laura. You got to be kidding me. Thats not a guy in love, thats a stalker. Now the kid dressed and walked and talked for the duration of the darn episode. He did not grow up, try a different style, he did not even try to wear regular pants. What a maroon? Now one thing about the episode I was wondering about was what happened to Judy. The last I heard was she went upstairs to do her homework and what was it. What happened did Carl and Harriet like lock her up in the attic and feed her fish heads. What also happened to Rachel. Did she just decide to leave her son with the Winslows. If you ask me the show just showed that Rachel was a statistic of how African American parents are dead beats and no good la la la. The point of this whole thing is that, the nerd is a pain in the butt. Rachel is a dead beat mother that decides to go off and be with her new boyfriend and leave Richie with the crazy wife, and her fun boy of a hubby. The son that is a bad influence, and there goody goody daughter. Especially not knowing if he keeps being bad he might be up in the attic next to Judy eating fish heads. This shows stinks and I hate it.
Perfect Strangers (1986)
Balki
Man you all just see but Balki is the man now a days. He can dance the dance of joy and punk cousin Larry (he also gets put in his place) and he got the good looking blonde also. Balki just took that show somewhere. It wasn't trying to be like Fullhouse, or Urkle Matters. Not even Step by Step was not compared to that show. I love Perfect Strangers, and I would watch it over and over because of the fact it was original. Even though because the same creators of those stupid shows I named has the same thing the sappy music and the hugs, and stuff like that, but Perfect Strangers is good for its time. Now a days there are nothing but keep the soccer moms happy, but Perfect Strangers kept a smile on everyones face.
Señorita Justice (2004)
Oh My
It is a good thing I did not watch this horrible a$$ movie. I mean when I saw the action scenes as well as the horrible acting scenes, it just made me want to kick the sh!t out of my friends TV. What were these people thinking. It looks like they waisted about over $50,000 dollars on horrible acting lighting stupid stunt scenes as well as the last scene (OH MY GOD!!!!!), how are you going to "slit someone's throat" and have like a drop of blood come out and then die. It was also funny how she beat up those three guys when they wanted to run the train. That was funny as anything. So funny I thought about watching some paint dry to try and get my mind off of the horrible fight scene. This is a stupid movie and it should be pulled so no one can waist 80 minutes of their lives to watch it. Man I mean if I wanted a long and painful death I wouldn't want to watch it still. I would not want the last parts of my life of any memory of that movie.
A Different World (1987)
Pure Garbage
This show was nothing but the biggest crock of toilet waste before friends and I hate friends. Oh before I get started I am black. This show did nothing but try to teach lessons and not show us about people people making it, but black people making it. Come on now. I want to watch something that can make me laugh and in the same breath show something. This show got to serious. To serious about Race. Way to serious Oh black people this, and black people that. I thought about this, if white people had the same show talking about white people this, and white people that, it would be considered racist. True or false. I think true. The show was not informative it was irritating. Jasmine Guy's character was at least realistic cause if someone was a snob or hey they would be shunned and made fun of in a heartbeat. In a way I wish Cree Summers character would at least realize that hey I am half white so I can not just stick to being all African American cause no matter what she is half white. The writers worked my nerves with her character. They could have at least done something like how she adjusted in an all black college. Not just jumping in. That would have been something. Kadeem Hardison's character and Jasmin Guys character were the only one that at least developed. Everyone else stuck in the same rut. Oh I forgot Freddie ditched the hair and became serious. She was still a ditz. The show had a chance but no one did not take it to where it could have gone. The writers suck, the plots can go somewhere and if this was not monitored I would have been even meaner. This show gets no love.
Dawson's Creek (1998)
Man I hate this show
This show has got to be worse teeny bop show I have seen until I realize that there is Beverly Hills 90210. I mean think about it, what on Gods green earth did this show really circle around. It was centered around cry baby Dawson and oh pity me Josephine Pothead. This is stupid. That stupid storyline killed everything. The whole thing went back to them. And another thing, Joey also messed up a friendship between Dawson and Pacey. Come on if she did respect there friendship then she would have told the both of them that she can't do it and she will not have them end their friendship over her, but noooooo she wanted her cake and ate it too. Thanks for wrecking a friendship Pothead. The story line was pointless and stupid and dragged on for so long. The only cool person was Pacey. Why? Cause he was a real person. He wasn't trying to put on a fraud or was he trying to be someone, else he acted like a kid and he stayed a kid and learned how to grow up. Everyone else was just trying to be adults and when things did not go their way they cried like little kids, and blamed everyone for their short comings but not looking at the man in the mirror. Give me a break. Every character except for Pacey are idiots. If I lived in Capeside I know for a fact that it would not be the same. I know that for a fact. I think that I would at least like it more if there was more to the whole thing than Dawson and Joey, Joey and Dawson. It's stupid and man it just goes to show that they didn't have lives. Oh I have a lot of mean things to say but I am going to be nice, and Say this show is pointless
Fillmore! (2002)
Who can fade this baldheaded safety patroller
You know something, there are few cartoons that are as good as this one is. I'm soemone that grew up back in the 80's where cartoons were cartoons. I mean great ones. MASK, Transformers, G I Joe, Visionaries, Humanoids, I'm talking action packed cartoons were the thing. Disney came up with this idea about the Safety Patrol being the police at X Middle School and called it Fillmore. When I first watched it which was earlier this summer I thought this cartoon was very imaginative. Reguardless of how they got the idea the cartoon was very imaginative, and it was good. I mean like " To Mar a Stall" with the kid who was like Hannible Lector of graffiti, and The Profiler one as well. It's a work of art. Now Disney just done discontinued it. Come on now, cartoons now a days are all about got to catch them all or just plain dumb like Hey Arnold,Rocket Power, or Rug Rats Post Kimi and Dill. You got to give me a break. This cartoon has it all and it's canceled. I haven't seen Kim Possible but I'm sure its the same way just more feminine. You know if you sit and dog this show, be sure to think about a couple of things, if you were a kid in school wouldn't you have liked to be on the Safety Patrol investigating stuff like Bubble Gum trafficking or Lunch box thefts. This is a good way to stretch the imagination for kids. In my opinion Fillmore is king of the Cartoons but Disney just done killed the whole thing so Teen Titans is the cartoon now, but LONG LIVE FILLMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Codename: Kids Next Door (2002)
FRIENDS funnier than Kids next door?????
What on Gods Green Earth are they all talking about saying that "Friends" is a gut buster compapared to Kids Next Door. Kids Next Door is a kiddie show. The Simpsons is an adult show. Do not compare the two. Friends is a tacky white show that is completely stupid and Fraisier is corny its self. If you want to make fun of a cartoon because you think its not funny lets get this straight, A Kids Next Door is aimed at kids their age. B if you have an imagination. The show is based on Imagination not about reality. Great Googaly Moogaly. Tell me were some of these people the type of kids that thought they were adults and did not act like they were kids. If you can realize this that kids next door is a fun adventure cartoons about childer who wants to save the world. IT IS PURE IMAGINATION AND ORIGINAL. IT IS NOT MADE FOR ANYTHING ELES BUT PURE FUN.