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Men (2022)
WATCH AT YOUR OWN PERIL
I wasted enough time by going to see this movie. It matters not if the actors did great, or the plot was interesting, or anything else that a movie is rated for because this movie was so bad that 1 star should be the best rating this movie should receive. The best part of this entire film was that it finally ended. Because if it continued any longer, I personally would have to impale myself on an iron fence. Spoiler alert? Not possible as there was no plot to spoil.
American Horror Story (2011)
Very Disappointed!!!
Season 7 has been VERY disappointing. The horror is totally gone and the season just seems to focus on shock value using current social issues with an extremely liberal bias. I enjoyed seasons 1 - 6 and have been struggling more and more with each episode until I've reached the point that I'm now totally disinterested. It's a total shame the writers and producers can't seem to focus on entertaining without injecting politics.
Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (2015)
Don't Even Bother
I have no clue what these actors were thinking but never have I gotten so tired of hearing them crack a joke about the same male body part as in this mind-numbingly stupid, useless, tasteless piece of crap. What a waste of film. Then the gratuitous boob flashing to keep the audience interested. Even that wasn't enough with all the other crap going on.
Don't even bother with this at all. If I were a parent and took my child to this, I would most certainly have to walk out. Oh heck, I would have walked out anyway.
John Cusack, Chevy Chase...I KNOW you could have done better than this!
The only hope I have for these actors and actresses is that there will be no temptation to make a Hot Tub 3!
Monsters: Dark Continent (2014)
Why???? Why Did They Make This a Movie?
Let me think for a second and see if I have anything good to say about this movie. Nope! Not a single good word can be said that might be good about this movie.
I will always give credit to actors/actresses for a job well done unless they really are bad, like in a porn so kudos to those actors and actresses who appeared in this film. But be careful next time and read the script first. Working at McDonald's would at least be honorable. By appearing in this film you are party to scamming the paying public.
On the other hand I can't find a single good word for those responsible for getting this "film" to the public. Where do the monsters come into play? The movie is call "Monsters" but there are no monsters! SHAME ON YOU! SHAME, SHAME!
In case you never got the message, this movie was HORRIBLE! No plot, limited action, lots of useless screaming. There was the gratuitous "boobs" at the beginning for absolutely no reason whatsoever and for that reason the director should go back to selling cars and the producers should not have cashed in their 401(k) to dabble in the movie business as it was a total waste of money.
My question is, "Did you at least recoup the $15 budget as this movie isn't worth squat! If I'd have paid to see this in a theater or even went to a free screener I'd have been extremely agitated for having wasted the gas to get there.
This movie is a prime example of why bootlegging movies should be totally legal!
Beyond (2014)
Painful to watch
It seems the entire story almost completely ignores the plot as stated. The acting was not at fault here. It's just basically a bad movie with it's jump from the current to the past to the current to the past, over and over again. Don't waste your time. However, I am required to submit at least 10 lines of critique or it will not pass the minimum requirement to be available for reading. So I lost interest after 30 minutes but still sat here as my wife remained vigilant. When the movie finally concluded after a painful 1:23 hours her response was, and I quote, "Oh my God!". I hope that gives you an indicator to not waster your time.
Krampus: The Christmas Devil (2013)
Oh My God!
I stopped counting how many flaws I found in this movie. From the painfully obvious rubber gloves on Krampus, to the news reporter who was on channel 9 but said she was on channel 12 (could be wrong channels, I forget now, but NO WAY was I going back to confirm). The bar scene with an audio track depicting a large crowd, no one there. The gratuitous topless girl who was there for absolutely NO reason but the director felt a pair of tits would help ratings? Kudos to the girl, that even though her scene was unnecessary, she has very nice breasts. The only thing good in the movie but still not worth wading through the minutia of bad footage to see her. Blood changes color, makeup was horrid! The acting was abysmal! IMDb did not have a budget listed for this movie. I have a feeling the producers, director, actors, whoever had to pay IMDb to list this piece of crap. If ANYONE gives it more than the lowest rating of 1 star, they were part of the cast. This movie? was something right out of Jr. High theater at best. I give it a gawdawful. You want to see it? You've been warned.
2 Broke Girls (2011)
Humor Can Be Seen Coming
I have tried to find humor in this show for a long time. I wouldn't even watch it and often just delete the episode as there is no humor in it. It's nothing more than crude sexual suggestions constantly. Definitely not a show I'd watch with my children. I feel bad for Garret Morris who was brilliant on SNL. But I understand a need to feed a family. The rest of them are young enough to find a real job. Maybe it's the writers who should be looking for work. This show is nothing more than crude sexual inferences, not even humor. Bring back the horse as I think Chestnut has more stage presence than almost all the characters on this show. Han is funny and could cut these girls loose and have more of a show without them.