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Showgirls (1995)
Showgirls Is A Skinshow
Sweet little Jesse Spano left the hole-some television series "Shaved By The Bell" in its last season to shave her snatch and dance around nakey for all to see. 22 yo Elizabeth Berkely has no problem waving her 22 yo box around for all of us in this touching story about strippers, cocaine, and a prostitute crackhead trying to turn over a new leaf in Sin City. HBO made an edited version that cuts out much of the story, and even more of her skin, so make sure to get the nasty NC-17 version that is hotter than a Havana Omelette on a dirty blonde's dirty butt-thole. Does the name Penny ring a bell for some reason? This 10 star slit-flick gets my gyno going' each and every time. The flacid jerk-off from "Sex and the City" that Charlotte marries gets a piece of 'ole Jesse, butt we don't mind, she's only about 10,000 times hotter and nastier than that ice-box Charlotte, and she'll kick your ass tunnel at the same time...uh oh, don't wanna give away too much of the goods at once - but that never stopped Elizabeth! Take my advice and come over to the girl-side; yes, yes, let the juice flow through you.
After.Life (2009)
Horror & Nudity...A Great Combination
After her nude debut in Prozac Nation, Christina Ricci goes full frontal and full bubble butt nudity in this drama/suspense movie. We all know our Chrissy Ricci loves to play the dark and sarcastic goth girl, but this time she has gone too far. About halfway through the film, she gets all out nakey and her clothes stay off for the rest of this raunchy romp. The old mortician man want to rock her body, and what a body it is! No stunt-butts here my friends. I knew she had a rack, but who knew she had a full on 100% hourglass body that just won't quit. Did you know that only 15% of girls have an hourglass body? I did, and this is why this nudie nubile gets a 10 star rating. At 29, she's tipping the scales at too old for us to want to see a woman naked, butt go ahead and give it a go; my 'gina thanked me with a nice little finger-splash before the credits roll.
Prozac Nation (2001)
Christina Ricci gets Christina Raunchy
Yes, you will see the beautiful and barely 20 yo Christina Ricci topless in this depressing movie about depression and anti-depressants. I don't care what kind of pills she's on when the lights go off and those roundy rounds come out to play. Cheer up buttercup, you have a kickin' body, and you've made sure that everyone in America knows it. The movie is a little bit of a downer though, so take my advice and turn the sound off, see those big beautiful breasts floppin' around over that skinny, taught stomach of hers, and see where the night takes ya. Let it do what it do...let tha flow go, and us ladies may find out a little more about ourselves than we ever wanted to know.
Bikini Spring Break (2012)
Lame, even for a bikini movie
From the cover DVD photo you can tell that the girls are as old as Saggy Maggie, and the one with the red wig is chubby as hells. Comedy my asshole. Keep looking if you want to watch a sexy comedy. There are two things that I do not do...guys and this movie. OMG why did I watch this movie for almost 22 minutes? My rabbit was recharging, and I needed to kill some time. The old and dated "Bikini Carwash Company" and "Bikini Summer" do a better blowjob of movie entertainment than this piece of poo-poo. Yes, I said it. Poo-poo and Doo-Doo is what this movie makes me think of when it is on the television. If there had been some "2Girls1Cup" action going' on in this one, at least it would have been shocking. Next time, just go for the gold and watch "Showgirls" 1995 with Jesse Spano. It's a guaranteed full on c-chubby.