Reviews

I have just finished watching the first episode. I must admit it could have been much much better but I never did like Matt Ryan. He over acts and is very annoying. He loves himself too much I bet he is it because he was cheap to hire as he is not exactly over worked. The effects were good though. I really was hoping that it was a little bit scary but turned out to be pathetic. It is too stupid to even call a horror. It is classed as horror Fantasy. I could not see either one. I am not quite sure what kind of audience this would appeal to. I will give it another chance and watch the second episode and pretend that Matt Ryan is not Matt Ryan but someone else. Maybe, just maybe I might begin to like it. I doubt whether it will lead a second season unless they kill Matt Ryan off and replace him with a monkey or something.

What the hell is this crap???? It is sooooooooo baaaaaaad that It took me over 5 hours to finish watching it. I paid for it and so I was determined to watch it. I had to keep stopping and do other things in between to stop me from breaking the DVD. It has to be one the worst films ever made. When I saw the names I thought that this will really be a great one. Now I realised the big names are there because they are really has beens. The Acting is atrocious and the effect were non existent. Even the swords they use to fight with, If you call that fighting, Are blunt and could not even kill a fly. Fu...ng awful awful awful and should be taken of the shelves as it is stealing money from innocent people.

This has go to be the slowest most boring film of the century. Short and stupid dialogues throughout the film. Slow Zombies move faster than the fastest actor in the film. They all walk and talk as if they have been deprived of sleep for more than 5 days. I kept nodding off and when I woke up I realised that I didn't miss anything. Who the hell gave this movie reviews over 6???? The people who gave it such high reviews must be related to the actors or friends of the producers. I cannot think what kind of sad people gave it more than 3 and I was generous with my vote. Oh well if you find it hard to sleep at night, then please get this movie. It works much faster than any sleeping tablet. Otherwise please please please do not waste your money.

If there was a 0 in the voting I would have chosen that number. The biggest and worst load of shyte I have ever encountered in my entire life. How in God's name did the film get a rating of over 4 on IMDb? Terrible acting. Terrible dialogue. Terrible story. Indian actors pretending to be Muslim Afghanistanis. They speak with perfect East End accent yet only a few years ago they were supposedly fighting the Americans in Afghanistan!!!!!! It takes 50 hits on the head with a golf club to kill someone. How is that possible? are the skulls in this film made of steel? The lead character has just recently returned from Afghanistan as a Special Task Force soldier, yet is unfit and not a muscle on his body!!!!!!!!!!! Please please please save your money. People who paid money to watch this movie should make a petition to ban the director, the producer, and all the actors from appearing in any other movie without the movie having a special warning to say that this movie could be damaging to your imagination. I had to stop more than 6 times in between to do other things otherwise I would have broken the DVD in so many pieces and that would have cost me even more. You might say why did I carry on watching it. Well I just wanted to see how much worse if possible is this film going to get. Also where did they find the moronic muscle bound who never said a word throughout the movie except grin like an idiot. His body was so big he looked deformed. Enough said. I think you got my meaning. I did not like the movie.

What a lousy movie. Wooden acting stupid story and soooooo cheesy it is worse than camembert. Please Do not waste your money guys. I kept nodding off but I paid for it and just had to see the end. The only 2 nice things in this movie are 1) The girls and 2) Keith Duffy gets eaten. He should stick to singing and leave the acting to the professionals. I was in a generous mood and gave this film a 2 because of the amazing looking young chicks in this film. Unfortunately that only lasted all of 5 minutes. They should re-name this film and call it crocofshit. Anybody is entitled to their own opinions of course but to say that this movie was acceptable, what kind of movies have they been watching all their lives? To me this will I am sure be the worst movie of the 21st century.

OMG what a load of senseless piece of British junk. After 20 minutes of this rubbish I had a choice of either committing suicide or stop watching. Well I am still alive. So bad I was on the verge of saying when will it get a bit better. Never. I would love to take the director and producer and the moron who came out with crap to court and sue them for destroying my mind with this badly acted slow and boring senseless movie. Movie? Sorry i should say mind insulting piece of …. Anyone acting in this film must so desperate for work. Please do not waste your time or money on this. If this was my DVD I would have broken it in half. Take my advice and give this a very very wide birth.

Very good film with two great actors. It is such a shame that the film is so badly ruined by John Travolta's pathetic , annoying, and gets on your nerves stupid accent. Why oh why did the directors and producers do this? I know a few Serbian people and none of them sound like him. In fact it is an insult to Serbians for him to speak like that. If you can put your mind to it and try very hard to ignore it, I am sure you will like the movie. How can someone with such a strong so called Serbian accent (Bullsit) have such a great command of the English language???? As for Robert De Niro, well he is as brilliant as ever. All in all it is an average film but watchable if you have no other good movies to watch. ENJOY

I cannot believe that 2 great actors like Ben Kingsley (Ghandi) and Ben Cross agreed to do such an awful movie and then allow it to be publicly released. I can only assume that they are struggling financially and boredom has set in their lives. One on the worst acting and amateurish story line I have ever seen. Please please avoid at all costs. The producers and directors are so unprofessional that they should never be allowed to make films in the future as they are insulting the intelligent minds of this world. Also must've been on a very very low budget. The rest of the cast, well do I need to say what I really think of them?

Hey no worries about writing a spoiler. 20 minutes of painful acting and storyline, I switched off as I could not be punished any longer. Why do they actually make films like these? They are a waste of money and the actors in these films will find it hard to get another job afterwards. As for the worst actor I have ever seen, Bryan Head should be re named Bryan foot. If he was my son I would have thrown him out of the car and let him die in the Storm. The winds are supposed to be 500 mph yet he is actually racing it in his 4X4. I did not know that a 4X4 can actually do such speeds. Woooowwwww. They must have made this film on a tight budget as I have not seen most of the other actors previously and about the only decent thing in the film is Casper Van Dien's wife. She is very pleasant to look at but again not much of an actress. Please do not bother watching it unless you like pain.