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UNOhwen
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Here's an example of pure idiocy;
A bunch of Southerners - from the one state I loathe the most, literally invaded a Brooklyn neighbourhood.
Why? What gives them ANY right to do so? Who the f cares?
This is yet another example of what happens when the average IQ drops, as it has in the past few years.
Not only is that southern ...place the centre of the storm which has helped to bring the US SO low, SO fast, but the 'people' of it think there's nothing wrong in either controlling the IS with their narrow-mindedness but going further - invade, if they don't like it.
This is more than simply me hating everything about this piece of garbage; it is exemplary of what happens when poorly educated people who make something that qualifies (technically) as a 'film' are used to fill the WAY too many media channels that are available today.
Choice is good, but there's a problem when one's given too many options. The human brain can't handle it and will put something in simply because they've not seen it before (turn off the TV, dolt!), And to read a book or take a course. ANYTHING, as long as it's productive.
It's impossible to 'review' something like this time-killing pile of dung.
No one, either in front of or behind the camera, is in an accredited film union (IATSE, SAG-AFTRA).
Yes, I am HIGHLY disgusted that this would be aired. Even though it's aired on a streaming channel that simply needs material to fill airtime, the things that made this dreck will look on ANY airing as 'positive'.
DON'T watch this, PLEASE, for YOUR sake
For everyone involved in this hot, steaming, smelly mess, do what you do best-absolutely nothing. Get a fast food job, and stop thinking being 'famous' is all you need.
A bunch of Southerners - from the one state I loathe the most, literally invaded a Brooklyn neighbourhood.
Why? What gives them ANY right to do so? Who the f cares?
This is yet another example of what happens when the average IQ drops, as it has in the past few years.
Not only is that southern ...place the centre of the storm which has helped to bring the US SO low, SO fast, but the 'people' of it think there's nothing wrong in either controlling the IS with their narrow-mindedness but going further - invade, if they don't like it.
This is more than simply me hating everything about this piece of garbage; it is exemplary of what happens when poorly educated people who make something that qualifies (technically) as a 'film' are used to fill the WAY too many media channels that are available today.
Choice is good, but there's a problem when one's given too many options. The human brain can't handle it and will put something in simply because they've not seen it before (turn off the TV, dolt!), And to read a book or take a course. ANYTHING, as long as it's productive.
It's impossible to 'review' something like this time-killing pile of dung.
No one, either in front of or behind the camera, is in an accredited film union (IATSE, SAG-AFTRA).
Yes, I am HIGHLY disgusted that this would be aired. Even though it's aired on a streaming channel that simply needs material to fill airtime, the things that made this dreck will look on ANY airing as 'positive'.
DON'T watch this, PLEASE, for YOUR sake
For everyone involved in this hot, steaming, smelly mess, do what you do best-absolutely nothing. Get a fast food job, and stop thinking being 'famous' is all you need.
Sigh.
We're living in a society which had gone nuts. I'm NOT saying either 'side' (if you think it's just two sides) it's 'correct', what I AM saying is that because of much lunacy, the people are forced to suffer.
Now, WTF does that have to Doo with this 'made for Hulu' TV film?
It started in the late teens when some people yelled about how the American Academy Awards (AMPAS) didn't have (enough) black representation'.
Say what?
How about not enough Asians? Or, if you want to be specific, say Han Chinese or any other specific group. My point is that the awards were based on the film-NOT race (and most definitely not only black and/or white!).
This has lead to the huge for of (mostly terrible) media pieces (film and TV) which have added is the SOLE purpose one thing; black people (or had many illiterates have been referring tooa race of people, 'Black'. A quick grammar lesson; ONLY proper nouns are capped. I.e., Mr Black (who might be black) only had his name capitalised).
If you're (incorrectly) thinking I'm some 'crazy racist white', it's best not to make suppositions.
I like films because they're GOOD - NOT because of any other irrelevant horse ca-ca.
This story might seem clever, but for anyone who ever watched Joss Whedon's series, Angel, and saw the late season episode, Smile Time, this (made-for-TV) film's plot is going to seem familiar. Add to that a bit of (the original, Tony Todd) version of Candyman, and you've got this whole film's mo.
It's not that clever; it gets tied very quickly.
This is the LAST 'colourised' film I'll watch. I only watch films based on merits such as the writing and the proper involved in it - NOT just their skin colour (which, in itself, IS 'racist', or agent the dodo's who babe these things aware of this?
Sigh.
We're living in a society which had gone nuts. I'm NOT saying either 'side' (if you think it's just two sides) it's 'correct', what I AM saying is that because of much lunacy, the people are forced to suffer.
Now, WTF does that have to Doo with this 'made for Hulu' TV film?
It started in the late teens when some people yelled about how the American Academy Awards (AMPAS) didn't have (enough) black representation'.
Say what?
How about not enough Asians? Or, if you want to be specific, say Han Chinese or any other specific group. My point is that the awards were based on the film-NOT race (and most definitely not only black and/or white!).
This has lead to the huge for of (mostly terrible) media pieces (film and TV) which have added is the SOLE purpose one thing; black people (or had many illiterates have been referring tooa race of people, 'Black'. A quick grammar lesson; ONLY proper nouns are capped. I.e., Mr Black (who might be black) only had his name capitalised).
If you're (incorrectly) thinking I'm some 'crazy racist white', it's best not to make suppositions.
I like films because they're GOOD - NOT because of any other irrelevant horse ca-ca.
This story might seem clever, but for anyone who ever watched Joss Whedon's series, Angel, and saw the late season episode, Smile Time, this (made-for-TV) film's plot is going to seem familiar. Add to that a bit of (the original, Tony Todd) version of Candyman, and you've got this whole film's mo.
It's not that clever; it gets tied very quickly.
This is the LAST 'colourised' film I'll watch. I only watch films based on merits such as the writing and the proper involved in it - NOT just their skin colour (which, in itself, IS 'racist', or agent the dodo's who babe these things aware of this?
Sigh.
This is one episode which - to me - was like steering for an hour whilst someone ran their fingernails on a blackboard; excruciatingly painful.
Anyone who's reached adulthood who's so... stupid is nothing more than a 'weight' on society.
This woman (with the ridiculous-sounding 'Muslim' name) is a young, attractive, soft-spoken person whose partner (a man to whom she - guess what? Isn't married and had a daughter with) takes her on a trip to the States and leaves her. She awakens to find out he's left her to smuggle a bag of cocaine to Paris.
Say, what?!?!
Gee; this woman's so young, and sounding like she had actually to think about breathing and blinking, asked to be dead with dried eyeballs ('Really? You have to close your eyes so they don't get scratchy? AND I've ALSO got too breathe - in AND out?!?! I could easily imagine this tune to say).
She's already made a kid (I don't know its age, but it's enough to speak, so it is a guy, it was at least 3 years old) with someone (married to him?! Of course NOT! First IDIOTIC move of hers).
Anyways, instead of doing the simple, smart thing (immediately going to the American consulate, telling them what's happened to you and that your daughter's now being held as a pawn - a hostage, and then writing with them to get back to the States, and safeguard her kids, she good through with this isotopic plan.
She speaks in a voice which is so tiny, so... breathy, it's VERY irritating to listen (BTW; Ms moron gave her daughter that real 'Muslim' name; Allende, which for those of you who are educationally challenged, is pronounced exactly like the name of the former dictator of that good old former Latin American 'muslim' dictator, Salvador Allende, of Chile. NO; there was NOTHING 'muslim' about Mr Allende. Just this not-too-bright whispery-voice thought it sounded 'muslim').
Ugh.
So, back to the pain;
Humans are mammals, and as such, we have a long gestation period (that just means the time it takes as we go from a zygote to being born): 9 months. Then, we stay with (at least) a parent, or (usually, it's the mother, but oftentimes, it's both parents) as we go from birth to physical maturation, and it's during this time that our parents reach us about our world and how to live in it.
Listening to (I'm just going to refer to her by the first letter of her moniker) 'K' speak in this irritating, soft, breathy, whiny voice does NOT make me sympathise with her.
Everything she says is just one sentence of whine; I can't believe what he did to me. I can't think the woman (I didn't know, but I 'liked' her eyes WTF?!?), and asked to share a room with me - and who by bizarre coincidence had a bag Z IDENTICAL too the one I was left that's packed with coke! I can't believe (this same woman) - who I know NOTHING about ratted me out to airport security... even though I told this stranger, 'I'm smuggling 18lbs of cocaine)
I'd one of those people who made A LIFETIME of STUPID CHOICES, yet STILL kvetches that TIRED, clichè about her kid - every other sentence.
A message to K: NO ONE put a gun to your head and said, sure, great idea to have a kid or of wedlock when you're very young and have NO financial support for yourself, let alone a baby! Sounds brilliant!'
Everything K's done in this episode - is beyond words for a supposed adult to have done. She has NO common sense; if anything, a person like this should not be parenting any more offspring.
If anything, the ONLY person I've sympathy for is the daughter (who we only see in pictures), for having been born to a pair of human 'rejects').
.a message to K: DON'T be foolish and 'forget' to use birth control, or forget trekking any make sexual partner to likewise, use protection.
Do this planet a big favour; have your tubes TIED.
It's too late for this young woman to gain anything close to 'street smarts'.
She's already made a kid with someone and knew his work.
Anyone who's reached adulthood who's so... stupid is nothing more than a 'weight' on society.
This woman (with the ridiculous-sounding 'Muslim' name) is a young, attractive, soft-spoken person whose partner (a man to whom she - guess what? Isn't married and had a daughter with) takes her on a trip to the States and leaves her. She awakens to find out he's left her to smuggle a bag of cocaine to Paris.
Say, what?!?!
Gee; this woman's so young, and sounding like she had actually to think about breathing and blinking, asked to be dead with dried eyeballs ('Really? You have to close your eyes so they don't get scratchy? AND I've ALSO got too breathe - in AND out?!?! I could easily imagine this tune to say).
She's already made a kid (I don't know its age, but it's enough to speak, so it is a guy, it was at least 3 years old) with someone (married to him?! Of course NOT! First IDIOTIC move of hers).
Anyways, instead of doing the simple, smart thing (immediately going to the American consulate, telling them what's happened to you and that your daughter's now being held as a pawn - a hostage, and then writing with them to get back to the States, and safeguard her kids, she good through with this isotopic plan.
She speaks in a voice which is so tiny, so... breathy, it's VERY irritating to listen (BTW; Ms moron gave her daughter that real 'Muslim' name; Allende, which for those of you who are educationally challenged, is pronounced exactly like the name of the former dictator of that good old former Latin American 'muslim' dictator, Salvador Allende, of Chile. NO; there was NOTHING 'muslim' about Mr Allende. Just this not-too-bright whispery-voice thought it sounded 'muslim').
Ugh.
So, back to the pain;
Humans are mammals, and as such, we have a long gestation period (that just means the time it takes as we go from a zygote to being born): 9 months. Then, we stay with (at least) a parent, or (usually, it's the mother, but oftentimes, it's both parents) as we go from birth to physical maturation, and it's during this time that our parents reach us about our world and how to live in it.
Listening to (I'm just going to refer to her by the first letter of her moniker) 'K' speak in this irritating, soft, breathy, whiny voice does NOT make me sympathise with her.
Everything she says is just one sentence of whine; I can't believe what he did to me. I can't think the woman (I didn't know, but I 'liked' her eyes WTF?!?), and asked to share a room with me - and who by bizarre coincidence had a bag Z IDENTICAL too the one I was left that's packed with coke! I can't believe (this same woman) - who I know NOTHING about ratted me out to airport security... even though I told this stranger, 'I'm smuggling 18lbs of cocaine)
I'd one of those people who made A LIFETIME of STUPID CHOICES, yet STILL kvetches that TIRED, clichè about her kid - every other sentence.
A message to K: NO ONE put a gun to your head and said, sure, great idea to have a kid or of wedlock when you're very young and have NO financial support for yourself, let alone a baby! Sounds brilliant!'
Everything K's done in this episode - is beyond words for a supposed adult to have done. She has NO common sense; if anything, a person like this should not be parenting any more offspring.
If anything, the ONLY person I've sympathy for is the daughter (who we only see in pictures), for having been born to a pair of human 'rejects').
.a message to K: DON'T be foolish and 'forget' to use birth control, or forget trekking any make sexual partner to likewise, use protection.
Do this planet a big favour; have your tubes TIED.
It's too late for this young woman to gain anything close to 'street smarts'.
She's already made a kid with someone and knew his work.