Reviews

Its a dark time in Detroit. Crime overrules the city. Meanwhile, OCP buys the police force and starts experimenting around with robots. Then they create ROBOCOP. Hes indestructible, unstoppable, and furious. Besides being a robot, he starts having flashbacks about his past. Excellent movie, well worth watching. Phil Tippit's amazing ED-209 really makes the movie. Smart script, action and occasional humor spin into one. WARNING: This is an incredibly violent picture. But its still good. Hey! Its got Red from 'That 70's Show' in it, how can you go wrong?

Script: 20 (30%)

Acting: 35 (40%)

Effects: 20(20%)

Music: 10 (10%)

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85% = 9

Something strange is happening in Loch Ness. The water is crystal clear, nor cold. A giant robotic plastic monster emerges and kills Scots! What is this movie?! First, I love reading stories about Nessie, sea monsters in general. When i saw this for sale, i thought it was a cheap rip off of jaws. No. It was terrible! The story was pointless, acting was 100% garbage, the only up side was the cool mechanical Nessie they used. It was full of inaccuracy, wrong locations, and bad everything. Not worth your while, just leave it on the shelf (or garbage can) you found it on. On second note, This film was shot in Cailifornia, not Loch Ness, a major diss to Nessie fans.

I love this game. Personly i find it, one of the greatest games of all time for SNES. Its definitely a game for the brains, though. You must find key cards to open doors. You must find 20 or so eggs scartted about the island(a lot like GTA, with the hidden packages.). You play as Doctor Grant, your missions include: Restoring Jurassic Park, Turning your radar on, finding 20 eggs, clearing the ship of dinos, and destroying the raptors nest. And other missions pop up as you play on. A cool feature is how your in a terrific 3rd person mode outside, and 1st person inside. Highly entertaining and fun. It takes a long time, and yes is boring at times, but the music is sweet, the graphics are great, and you get a good variety of weapons. :-) Script: 30 (30%) Fun: 90 (90%) Complexity: 10 (10%)

100

If you enjoyed "The Blair Which Project" you might get a kick out of this movie. Although 95% of the events never really happened, its still cool. But a word of advice: if you love B-horror movies, and stuff like that watch it. If you don't care a lot for that stuff, it isn't worth your while. This movie also provides a nice background story to the film. The story reminds me a lot of Skeleton Key, which is a decent horror movie. (Skeleton key also takes place in Louisiana.) Go ahead, see the cheap thrills. P.S: A really creepy thing that happens is when the physic is in the room with "charlie" look in the mirror. Creepy as heck.