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Reviews
Hall Pass (2011)
Was OK, nothing special
I think I am just too young to be this movies target audience, (29) as the male leads acted like fifty year old men trying to pick up on college aged girls. It was a tad creepy and a lot of stupid. The only people wearing dress slacks with button down shirts are those who have been married a long time and are in a career, not people looking for chicks. I could tell that the whole thing was going to be obviously more advantageous for the wives as it happened since the guys had to stay in town while the richie-rich's went to a resort town. It's sort of expected the women will have the best time. I guess the guys couldn't go to Vegas as that makes sense, has been done, and then it might be harder to put in the cliché ending where everyone figures out they were better off as they were.
The movie had it's funny parts but was just so so. I think that if you are in the middle age to older crowd you will find this movie much funnier than the younger crowd.
She's Out of My League (2010)
Not bad for a Romantic Comedy
I just got back from seeing this with my girlfriend and we both enjoyed it over the usual Rom/com's that have been put out over the past few years. Much better than the "chick-flick" terrible no-story things like "valentines day" were. It's not the greatest movie, certainly, but it was enjoyable! The humor was a little crude but very enjoyable and not getting into vulgar at all. Other than some small swearing I'm not even sure why this got the R rating.
Also going into this with the girlfriend I was hoping for a little more T&A from Alice Eve, but alas I was to be disappointed. She was very good looking, though, through the entire movie.
The Passion of the Christ (2004)
Simply Amazing
This is quite possibly one of the best movies ever created, and I
am hasty at using a description like that. The story is told
magnificently, the acting is flawless and the movie as a whole is
phenomenal. You feel as though you are there watching everything
from Judas to the Cross and not just watching a movie. Mel
Gibson deserves as much credit as he can for this great piece of
art. The brutality that is unleashed upon Jesus will be too much for
a lot of peopple. But if you don't mind shedding some tears, go
and see this wonderfully done movie. Several interesting touches
were put into the movie to humanize Jesus and show you how he
was. Do not forget that he did lead a normal life as a carpenter for
a while. All aspects of this movie were fantastic, from the
mother-son relationship to that of the devil-Jesus relationship.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
This is short, unlike the movie
A decent movie, worse than the first in the trilogy and equally not deserving of the hype it has gotten. Visually alright the effects are not a good reason for a Lord of the Rings fan to attempt to draw in non-fans or undecideds as I was. All of the matrix movies still dwarf this if you are going to talk Computer animation.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Short, unlike the movie
A decent flick that i'm glad i didn't spend money to go see and waited to see on cable. If I had gone to the theater my bladder most certainly would have been destroyed from having to sit there for 3 hours. That being said its not a bad movie. I'm not a fan of the story since it couldn't really interest me less. But its a good movie worth a watch and most certainly not worthy of the megahype it gets.
The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
Who stole the peanut butter?
Very good movie I thought. It was obvious to me before I saw this movie that it would not be as ground-breaking as the original so I just went in expecting a good flick with some good fighting. And there is plenty of that. 9 of 10 Definatley worth seeing. Can't wait for REVOLUTION!!!
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Huh?
Wow, I don't know what to say after watching this movie. I went in with low expectations but came out utterly confused. The plot just seemed like it went 100 ddifferent ways at a time. I left not actually knowing whether I liked this movie or not, and still don't. It seemed like either way too much was cut out or there is just a lot of problems going on inside Rob's mind. This definatley looks like the type of movie that would be much better in the directors cut with all the cut stuff put back in. I hope it would make more sense and have a bunch more gore. I give it a 7 of 10 for now. Could be better unedited I think.