jheisel

I have been following the Onion since I was a high school student driving to Madison to get its forbidden fruits.

This "movie" was completely horrible.

It had to happen, I suppose, given the paper's popularity, but this film is uninspired and perhaps the worst thing you would ever see.

..Assuming you have a sense of humor...

There was not one funny line in this "film". Hitting Youtube on random would yield a better result.

If you have already grown sick of the Onion's repetitive headlines, you will find nothing of value here.

Horrible cardboard acting. Silly plot line. The characters are obviously idiots who should know better -- even if they moved the initial 500 hits of ecstasy at $40 a piece, that's still only $20k. Minus whatever the boss' cut is, there's no way they could live as large as they seem to be. This film is a total joke -- basically an after-school special with swearing. I couldn't find myself caring about any of the characters or their problems. How anyone thought this movie was a good idea is beyond me. How it actually got made is even further beyond my comprehension. The 10-star review by indiefan looks to be from someone associated with the production...I can't imagine anyone else who could appreciate this.