Will It Fit?

If you've seen one, you've seen them all was my reaction to Bree Mills and Barrett Blade's never-ending series (they have a subscribers' website to feed) of Nuru Massage porn vignettes, but this compilation is head and shoulders above the rest. True to the title, it focuses on big, hard cocks as the center of attention.

Biggest belongs to a cat familiar only from Brazzers assignments, Justin Hunt, featured in the finale that is an instant classic. He's paired with Marica Hase, who speaks Japanese throughout, confusing at times to Justin and untranslated for the viewer.

Marica, a late bloomer in Chatsworth porn (very successful of late in her 30s, though convincingly cast in youthful roles, is so bubbly and effervescent that one cannot help but become involved in the scene, as she services Hunt at length (pun intended) in the familiar ritual of strip, shower, bath and then gooey massage/intercourse leading to the inevitable money shot. She has lots of sex with Justin before the massage occurs, a welcome departure from the excessive tease that typifies most of these Blade-directed episode.

Opening vignette is of the same high quality as Marica's finale, starring Angel Smalls trying to satisfy client Buddy Hollywood. Buddy is one of the new breed of Chatsworth big-dick talent, namely young boys with nerdy looks and massive cocks, hardly the traditional porno studs (and quite a contrast to the equally popular though mainly for gonzo productions BBC brigade that propels the ongoing IR craze).

Smalls is an excellent actress, and even after I've seen her imbibe and hump some of the biggest black cocks in Christendom, she is able to sell the concept here that Buddy's member is just too big for her, until the magic of the Nuru seaweed gel lubricates her enough to make entry work.

Years back when the size-disparity fetish revolutionized gonzo porn I speculated that it would make sense to cast basketball players to create an instant gap in size between the male & femme talent, and this Buddy/Angel teaming exemplifies that notion -he towers over her and sets the stage for the subsequent big dick/tight pussy issue.