- Kordi: [pretending to be Darth Vader in a hologram] Durplume, Pinstriper.
- Plumestriker: Lord Vader! Yes, eh, that's our names, Sir.
- Durpin: Or close enough, what you said was fine.
- Zander: Man the blaster cannons. Time for Zander Freemaker, daredevil dogfight guy, to get in the game!
- Quarrie: Jakku... the most deserted, desolate, depressing place in the universe. I almost moved there, but then I found out Shantipole had worse weather.