Worried that police officers might have to stop shooting black men, President Trump unveils a controversial new gun law requiring everyone to carry firearms.
President Trump makes chicken-plucker Mike Pence hold a gun to his head, then tells a group of schoolkids what their future looks like before kicking Chris Christie to a pulp.
After Chris Christie leaves him, President Donald Trump's life is a mess and the country is doing better than ever. Unless Trump can win Christie back.
Realizing that Global Warming can't be stopped, President Trump builds an ark to save those he finds worthy, which doesn't include Chris. In flashbacks young Trump loses his beloved pet hamster, Mr. Peanuts.
During a zombie outbreak, President Trump shoots Chris Christie to death only to have him - and Marilyn Monroe - come back from the dead for his fantastic end-of-the-world birthday party.
