- Colin: [Melody and Colin are lunching at "We Don't Give a Fork," the no-cutlery restaurant. Throughout this scene they have food all over their hands from scooping it to eat] I will continue to live with my wife and her lover until they...
- Melody: Have sex in the bath while you're shaving your face?
- Colin: That would do it, yes.
- Melody: I think you should live with me. Just for a bit. I think you would like being painted. I'd be generous with your penis.
- Colin: OK. I don't think this... I'm not...
- Melody: I don't want anything weird from you! I want to get to know you, I want to paint you, I want to make love to you. I want to be your friend! What do you want?
- Colin: [Looking down at his bowl and food-smeared hands] I want a fork.
- Melody: I'll fork you.
- Colin: [Colin and Melody are seated for lunch at the café where Anthony is serving. The place is called "We Don't Give a Fork" as sign on the window and on Anthony's shirt] Can we please have some cutlery?
- Anthony: You've already got it. Hold out your hands.
- [Anthony places Colin's hands in the bowl of food]
- Colin: Aargh!
- Anthony: We're a no-cutlery restaurant. It's a contemporary interpretation of the traditional North African hand-to-mouth dining etiiquette.
- Colin: I'd rather just have some cutlery.
- Anthony: We don't give a fork.
- [Beat]
- Anthony: They make us say that.
- [We read the same phrase from the logo on Anthony's shirt]
- Colin: Very cool. Thank you.
- [Melody licks food from her fingers. She licks from her elbow up to her hand. Colin just watches]
- Lulu: [to Colin] I think you should live with me. Just for a bit. I think you would like being painted. I'd be generous with your penis.