Sofia Carson credited as playing...
- Cassie: Then here's what I have to say. We vowed to take care of each other, in sickness and in health, and... and we did that, and I think this is a real marriage. I think this is the realest thing I've ever been in.
- Cassie: Hello, my prince. Today is the day that our credit scores shall become intertwined.
- Cassie: It's just... Arab is an ethnicity, and you're... making it sound like you're hunting down everyone of a certain ethnicity, which sounds kind of problematic.
- Frankie: Yeah, Cassie, he gets it. He's just... stirring the pot.
- Armando: Thank you for the sensitivity training, all right? I'm out serving my country. What are you doing exactly?
- Cassie: I don't know. Apparently, I'm telling a Marine he shouldn't be hunting down Arabs.
- Armando: And what exactly would you like us to do, huh? Go over there and teach 'em pronouns?
- Cassie: How about starting with knowing who your actual enemy is and not making disturbing generalizations? How about that?
- Armando: You watch your tone when you talk to me. Luke, get your girl.
- Luke: Wait, so does this mean that I'm, like, your muse? No?
- Cassie: Really? Let me think about it. Okay, maybe just a little.
- Jacob Morrow Jr.: Wow, this place got the Luke Morrow makeover.
- Cassie: If the man doesn't see enough right angles, he unravels.
- Luke: You're sweating too.
- Cassie: No. This isn't sweat. This is a glow.
- Luke: I bet you have a little "peace-dove" tattoo on your back to prove it.
- Cassie: On my ass, actually, which you can't touch, but you can kiss.
- Cassie: I'm just on my own weird journey, and it's a little bumpy. But I love it.
- Luke: Uh, I'm Luke, by the way. What's your name?
- Cassie: Your waitress backslash bartender. Have a fun night, Luke.
- Luke: You know, you really look the part now.
- Cassie: Oh, what does that mean?
- Luke: You look pretty.
- Cassie: [chuckles] Your blushing bride.
- Luke: So, what does the tattoo say? Socialism Now?
- Cassie: You're really clever. No, it says, 'Quien no arriesga, no gana.'
- Luke: Someone, something, I...
- Cassie: Risk nothing, gain nothing. It's something my grandma said to my mom when she, um, moved to America.
- Cassie: Her name is Peaches because she's from Georgia.
- Luke: Oh, you're a runner, too, huh?
- Cassie: It's a glucose gel. I have diabetes, remember? The reason we're married. Oh, speaking of, our wedding night was memorable, but we gotta set some boundaries here.
- Luke: Got it. I'll take the couch.
- Cassie: I'm a musician, it's what I do. My band and I have been working at it for like five years.
- Luke: That's gotta be rough.
- Cassie: Rough would be punching the clock at some soul-sucking job while I'm just making the rich richer. I'd rather hustle for my art any day.
- Cassie: Sorry, it's just fascinating to me. Do you have a Ph.D. in mansplaining?
- Cassie: Uh, there's no fluffy, white wedding dress in there, Commando.
- Luke: Stop calling me that.
- Cassie: So you're that guy? Pretend-it-didn't-happen guy.
- Cassie: Look I don't like you.
- Luke: No shit.
- Cassie: But you seem solid, so... I'm sorry, okay?
