- Monica: Those guys didn't do anything to you, did they?
- Grumpy Cat: That's a *different* kind of Lifetime movie.
- Grumpy Cat: Some people are born great, others become great, and the rest watch cat movies, guess which one you are.
- Chrystal: How is this possible? You can't even reach the pedals.
- Grumpy Cat: [the car stops] Thanks, you had to say that. Couldn't you just go with it?
- Chrystal: What's the point in giving love if nobody gives it back?
- Grumpy Cat: That's how we feel. Contrary to that sign on the door, we're not pets. I mean until somebody takes us home and loves us, we're just animals.
- Grumpy Cat: A lot of people love you, Crystal, your dad loves you, that guy loves you, who is that guy? Taco guy loves you, even your mom loves you.
- Marcus Crabtree: You DID steal my key and break into the shop.
- Chrystal: ...Yeah.
- Marcus Crabtree: I'm going to have to dock your pay.
- Chrystal: But you don't pay me.
- Marcus Crabtree: Oh, well, then I guess I could make you Employee of the Month.