- Tek Knight: I know you. You're Hughie Campbell.
- Hughie Campbell: [terrified] Fuck!
- Tek Knight: This is actually great news. Not only am I gonna get points for catching you, but before I let the big guy know that you're down here...
- Hughie Campbell: Wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, um... you were, hey, you were my favorite hero as a kid. Okay? You don't want to do this.
- Tek Knight: Everybody always has the same holes. Over and over again, it gets so fucking boring.
- Hughie Campbell: Please, I looked up to you.
- Tek Knight: Sometimes, you just got to make your own... and then fuck them.
- Hughie Campbell: No!
- Annie: Wait. Tek Knight has super smell?
- Mother's Milk: Yeah. Smell, vision, taste, touch. He's like Sherlock Holmes on meth.
- Sister Sage: What happened to you? You look like you got ass-fucked by the business end of a hammer.