Deep in the suburbs of San Diego, Joey and Al help a couple rethink their front yard. Joey is confronted by a Border Patrol agent and a truckload of goats as he wreaks havoc in this premiere episode.
Nurserywoman Lyz is ready to practice what she preaches on her Ft. Lauderdale lawn. With dreams of hosting a butterfly rave, Joey and Al manage to burn some weeds not once, but twice.
The killing spree continues for native plant converts John and Julie. They killed their lawn at home, and will now turn turf into wild dune habitat at their beach house on South Padre Island.
With the help of a legendary naturalist, Joey sets aside fears of an outstanding arrest warrant in Miami to help lawn killer Charlie fight a dated city regulation against two mighty cypress species.
John and Carol want to be good Californians and cut down on water for their lawn. A fight about jacaranda trees threatens to derail the process, but motocross riders cut through the tension.
In New Orleans, being prepared for excess water is the name of the game. Jared's lawn is administered its last rites, while Joey and Al strip down for a dip in a yard swamp.