Santa Claus Story

. . . primates concerning which most if not all Americans are totally in the dark. For instance, the narrator reveals that Monkeys usually live in trees, or on Monkey Islands." Regardless of which of these habitats is selected, chimps will flock to their local primate haberdashery for seasonal dress, whether it's a scary Halloween costume or a gauche sweater perfect for sipping eggnog by a Yule Time fire. When dealing with a sick simian, medical personnel simply pop their feet into a tub of hot water. This nearly always does the trick of bringing roses back to their cheeks. However, the production value on this picture is fairly low. That's why there was no editor around to notice that the film lab had separated the opening credits from the rest of the story. Therefore, FAST TIMES ON MONKEY ISLAND became SANTA CLAUS STORY due to a mistaken splice.