Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)
Angelina Jolie: Tigress
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Quotes
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Tigress : [to Po] Kai took the Valley, it's all gone... now he's coming for the Pandas... you MUST teach them to fight!
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Tigress : This isn't going to work.
Po : It has to.
Tigress : You're not thinking straight.
Po : I am.
Tigress : [kicks his feet] You're not.
Po : I am.
Tigress : No.
Po : Yes, I am.
Tigress : No, I've seen Kai. I see what he can do.
Po : But he hasn't seen what I can do.
[does the Wuxi Finger Hold, just like in the first film]
Tigress : [confused] The Wuxi Finger Hold?
Po : It's my best move. I just have to get to Kai, grab his finger, and then, skadoosh, back to the spirit realm.
Tigress : [squeezes his hand] He has an army of jade warriors. Everything they see, he sees. So, there's no sneaking up on him.
[pushes him down]
Tigress : You'll never get close enough.
Po : It's gonna work.
[gets up]
Tigress : [puts him down and puts her feet on him] He can only be stopped by a master of chi.
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Monkey : It's from the Eastern Province!
[hands Shifu the arrow]
Shifu : Master Lizard, Master Ox, Master Eagle... all of them.
[snaps the arrow in half]
Shifu : In every village from the sea to here, every Master in China has vanished.
Monkey : Maybe they are all at a party?
Viper : Monkey!
Monkey : I didn't get invited either.
Shifu : Kai has taken their chi. We are all that stand between him and the knowledge Oogway left in our care.
[to Tigress]
Shifu : The villagers, evacuated?
Tigress : Done, Master.
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Po : Guys guys, you're never gonna guess who just showed up. Not in a million years. You can't... you just try...
[Li lifts his helmet slightly]
Tigress , Monkey , Crane , Viper , Mantis , Shifu : [in unison] Your father!
Po : Whoa, how did you just guess that? Oh, wait a second. Yeah, of course. We look exactly the same. Dad, say hi to my friends. Mantis, Tigress, Monkey, Crane and Viper.
Li : [shook Monkey's hand] Oh, Viper, was it?
Monkey : Monkey, sir.
Po : They're kinda my best friends. And this... this is Master Shifu. Legend!
Shifu : It is an honor to meet you, Master Panda.
[to Po]
Shifu : Perhaps your father would care to join us in the training hall?
[to Li]
Shifu : Your son will be teaching the class.
[Monkey, Viper, Mantis, and Crane cringe]
Li : Oh ho!
Po : I'm sure he's tired. I'm sure you're tired. He's tired. I'm gonna show him to the Chrysanthemum Suite.
Li : What, tired? No, I'm fine. I would love to watch you teach.
Po : Trust me. It would be more fun to watch me...
[the bell tower suddenly rings]
Po : Fight!
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Shifu : Today, will be my final class.
[Po and the Five become worried]
Po : Your final?... Wait, I didn't know you were sick.
[looks at Shifu's eyes]
Po : Although, you have been looking a little...
Shifu : [pushes Po away with his staff] I'm not sick!
Po : Healthy. A little healthy. A lot actually.
Shifu : My final class because from now on, your training will be in the hands of the Dragon Warrior.
[points his staff toward Po]
Po : [nods and smiles for once, then his face turns frightful in realization] *WHAT*?
[knocks Shifu back with his voice and steps close to Shifu]
Po : Me? Teach? I mean, why not Tigress? She's always telling everyone what to do.
Tigress : Be quiet, Po.
Po : See what I mean?
Shifu : Tigress is not the Dragon Warrior. You are.
Po : Come on, they're the Five! What can I teach them?
Shifu : [reappears behind Po] There is always something more to learn, even for a master. For instance, let me show you another move...
[twirls his staff]
Shifu : The dramatic exit.
[points his staff at the roof]
Shifu : What's that?
[quickly leaves the room and closes the door]
Po : Whoa! Are you kidding me? That... What? Where'd he go?
Tigress , Monkey , Mantis , Viper , Crane : [bowing down in unison] Master.
Po : [chuckles] He's gone guys. It's cool.
Monkey : We await your instruction, Master.
Tigress : All you have to lose... is our respect.
Mantis : [walks up to Po's shoulder] Seriously, how bad could it be?
[the scene cuts to chaos in the Training Hall]
Mantis : Very bad! Very, very bad!
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Viper : We need a chi master.
Shifu : He will continue stealing the chi of masters until he has consumed it all.
[Po looks at the early parts of the scroll, taking notice of the ancient pandas that could teach chi]
Viper : We have to make a way to stop him.
Crane : Or he'll get more and more powerful with every master he defeats!
Tigress : We have no choice. We fight.
Li : I can teach you, son.
[Mr. Ping gasps]
Po : You can do this?
Li : Well, of course. I'm a panda.
Po : That must be why the universe sent you here!
