Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Compromising Positions (2010)

Shemar Moore: Derek Morgan

Quotes 

• Derek Morgan : You know what your only mistake has been since you started?

  Penelope Garcia : Oh, hooray. More criticism.

  Derek Morgan : You are trying to replace J.J. Nobody can replace J.J. Now, take the other one out, too.

  Penelope Garcia : I'm not trying to replace her. I'm... I'm trying to do this job the way she'd want it done.

  Derek Morgan : You know what J.J. would want? She'd want you to find a way to do this job on your own terms. Play to your strengths.

  Penelope Garcia : Okay, all my exstensive knowledge of operating systems and internet protocol is not really gonna help me out here.

  Derek Morgan : That's not what I'm talking about.

  Penelope Garcia : What are you talking about?

  Derek Morgan : You need to go O.G. Original Garcia.

  Penelope Garcia : Derek Morgan, I'm a little blind right now, but it appears the rough blur that is you just threw out my only pair of contact lenses.

  Derek Morgan : [putting Garcia's glasses back on her face]  There she is. I know you.

  [Morgan gives Garcia a teasing wave] 

  Penelope Garcia : How often do I tell you I love you?

  Derek Morgan : Every day. It's implied.

• Derek Morgan : Well, look at you, look at you.

  Penelope Garcia : Meet your new communications liaison. Trial communications liaison.

  David Rossi : Garcia, I don't get to say this often, but I had no idea there was this side of you.

  Penelope Garcia : Well, I figured since I'm gonna have to interact with the mass populace, I should dress in the traditional costume of a mere mortal.

  [Garcia widens her eyes] 

  Derek Morgan : What's wrong?

  Penelope Garcia : It's my contact. It keeps getting weird and... There it goes... No. Yes. No.