- Yami: [to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Theme] Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down I'll like to take a minute just sit down James I tell you how I became the Undisputed King of Card Games In Northeastern Africa born and raised in the palace is where I spent most of my days chilling out Max and relaxing all the while or playing some card games right beside the Nile When a couple of guys who were up to no good starting making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and the gods got scared they said "you're moving in with Yu Gi and his Grandpa downstairs." I wound up in Japan and things were less clear like I couldn't kill folks for losing card games here if anything I could say that this place is lame but i thought nah forget it I'll play some card games I bought card game booster packs seven or eight and I'd yelled at the old man, Yo Homes, Smell ya later! Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne with my ridiculous hair.
- Yami: [interrupting the disclaimer narrator] Yo Kaizer I'm really happy for you and imma gonna let you finish, but Yu-Gi-Oh Abridge is the greatest shows of all time!
- Yami: Yu-Gi-Oh is brought to you by, YuGiOhs they're Yugilicious! Wait a minute, Yugilicious, is that even a real word?
- Director: It let's the kids know that they are tasty.
- Yami: Yeah but Yugilicious, is that supposed to mean they taste like me?
- Director: Yami!
- Yami: I mean how do you go about testing something like that, besides the... obvious method.
- Director: Just say the line, you amateur.
- Yami: Fine! Yugiohs, apparently they're Yugilicious. Alright now where's my F*cking pay check?
- Yami: Introducing the Jiggleomitor! The bouncier the boobies, the stronger the reading! It's fun for all the family.
- Yami: The following episode is based on real events. Certain names have been changed in order to protect the innocent.
- Yami: You know you can go ahead and skip this episode. I'm sure nothing significant will happen. It's probably just filler.
- Yami: Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
- Seto Kaiba: Ya, so?
- Yami: That's against the rules, isn't it?
- Seto Kaiba: Screw the rules, I have money!