Four Lions (2010)
Riz Ahmed: Omar
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Quotes
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Barry : [car breaks down] Fuck, Fuck, fuck it!
Omar : Did you fix this then, Barry?
Barry : Yes, I fixed it!
Omar : Did ya?
Barry : It's the parts... they're Jewish.
Omar : What parts in a car are Jewish?
[pause]
Omar : Hmm?
Fessal : Spark plugs.
Barry : Spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic.
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Barry : Bollocks, I'm a liability! I am the Invisible Jihadi! They seek him here, they seek him there, but here's not there, he's blowing up your slag sister!
Omar : Invisible? Right. Like the time you got on the local news for baking a Twin Towers cake and leaving it at the synagogue on 9/11?
Barry : That is part of the plan! Hide in plain sight, you mug!
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Omar : [after Fessal accidentally blows himself up] Is he a martyr or is he a Jalfrezi?
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Barry : [shouting as he sticks his head through from the boot of the car] Alright Omar! I'm letting you go to Pakistan! My unit, stays here! But my unit's the main unit!
Omar : Barry, shut up, mate! 'Cause I tell ya, your little brain cell might go off now and again, but if you hands even go to move, if you try to set up the Islamic State of Tinsley again, going to university lectures, opening your big mouth, buying some more silver nitrate from Amazon... I'm gonna rip your plugs out!
Barry : Not if you're not here, you won't!
[Waj shoves Barry's head back through into the boot of the car]
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Omar : Soph, I can't even get them to stir their tea without smashing a window.
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Police Inspector : You're gonna die in that gear lads
Omar : More than likely, but it's for a good cause
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Omar : [to Waj and Hassan, who are shaking their heads to make their faces look blurry] CCTV's a video. You're just gonna look like a bunch of Sufis on speed.
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Omar : [to Sophia] I'm taking my team up to the top floor now. I'll see you up there.
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Hassan : You made him wee in his own gob?
Omar : What is wrong with you, bro?
Barry : Submission... it's the rules of submission.
Waj : It felt really bad, brother. It's not too tricky once you get the aim right, but... it just feels like really proper wrong. All the wee splashing off your teeth... .
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Omar : I swear, cousin bro, I may ask you to blow yourself up, but I would never ask you to piss in your own mouth.
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Omar : But if your hands even go to move... and you try settin' up the "Islamic State of Tinsley" again... going to university lectures... opening your big mouth... buying some more silver nitrate from Amazon... I'm gonna rip your plugs out!