Kristen Wiig: Erin Gilbert
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Quotes
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Erin Gilbert : What year is it?
Jillian Holtzmann : It's 2040. Our president is a plant!
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Agent Rorke : Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounter, the crew of the S.S. Ourang Medan dies mysteriously, the entire town of Langville, Montana goes missing.
Jillian Holtzmann : It does?
Abby Yates : Okay, but we're talking about relocating. No one's being killed here. Right?
Mayor Bradley : They were turned inside out.
Erin Gilbert : Their skin is on the inside of their body?
Mayor Bradley : Their skin is on the inside of their body because their organs are on the outside.
Abby Yates : But, they're okay, right?
Mayor Bradley : Sure.
Jillian Holtzmann : I think they're dead...
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Erin Gilbert : Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser?
Jillian Holtzmann : You have the longest arms.
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Kevin : Would it be okay if I bring Mike Hat to work sometimes? He has major anxiety problems.
Abby Yates : You know what? I would love to let your cat live here with you, but I have a pretty severe cat allergy.
Kevin : Oh, I don't have a cat. He's a dog. His name's Mike Hat.
Abby Yates : Your dog's name is Mike Hat?
Kevin : Mike Hat.
Erin Gilbert : Your dog's name is Mike, last name Hat?
Kevin : Well, his full name is Michael Hat.
Abby Yates : I can't say that I'm allergic to dogs... so.
Kevin : You know, it's all right. He lives with my mum.
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Jillian Holtzmann : Ma'am, can you tell us where you got the world's tiniest bowtie?
Erin Gilbert : Uh, it came with the shirt.
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Jillian Holtzmann : [Holtzmann places metal collar attached to proton gun on Erin] Do you know your iron level?
Erin Gilbert : Mm-mm.
Jillian Holtzmann : It's fine.
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Erin Gilbert : Kevin? That's a manly name! My name's Erin. With an E... for Every... thing you want.
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Erin Gilbert : Holtzmann, come on!
Jillian Holtzmann : The hat is too much, right? Is it the wig or the hat?
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Erin Gilbert : That book you're holding is utter nonsense. I don't even know how you got that. I thought I burned both copies.
Ed Mulgrave : It's on Amazon. Both hard copy and e-book.
Erin Gilbert : What?
Ed Mulgrave : It's on books on tape, too. Only, I know how to read.
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[Everyone notices a ghost perched on Patty's shoulders]
Abby Yates : Patty! Don't move!
Erin Gilbert : You got a, uh...
Patty Tolan : Nope, I'm tired.
Erin Gilbert : No. You got a...
Patty Tolan : I'm just gonna go ahead and take off. How about that?
Erin Gilbert : I, I don't really think that's a good idea.
Patty Tolan : No. I'm gonna take off. Don't piss off the ghost.
[as Patty slowly walks out of the crowd, a crowd member takes a selfie with Patty and the ghost]
Patty Tolan : Really?
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Erin Gilbert : [the Ghostbusters are surrounded by giant apparitions] I'm not good in a fight.
Abby Yates : Well, here's your chance to work on that.
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Erin Gilbert : Proton guns are all well and good, but sometimes you need the Swiss Army.
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Abby Yates : We have over a hundred comments already. And they're not all crazies. Come here, I wanna show you this. Read that.
Erin Gilbert : Ain't no bitches gonna hunt no ghost.
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Abby Yates : I have one wonton! I have a tub of soup and one split wonton!
Erin Gilbert : I'm sorry you're having a soup crisis.
Abby Yates : There isn't even any meat in there. That's just a carrot.
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Erin Gilbert : Books can't fly and neither can babies!
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Erin Gilbert : Oh my god, you killed a pilgrim!
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Erin Gilbert : That stuff went everywhere, by the way. In every crack.
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Erin Gilbert : Let's go.
Abby Yates : Let's go.
Erin Gilbert : Oh.
Abby Yates : Oh.
Erin Gilbert : Did you want to...
Abby Yates : Oh, sorry. I'll let you. I'll let you.
Erin Gilbert : Next time.
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[from trailer]
Abby Yates : It's a class 4 apparition.
Erin Gilbert : That's okay, she seems... peaceful. My name is Erin Gilbert, doctor of particle physics...
[the ghost throws up on her]
