Lisa Edelstein credited as playing...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: That's it? You're not going to argue why this case is beneath you?
- Dr. Gregory House: No point. I'm in an elevator, I can't run away.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You can't run away anyway.
- Dr. Gregory House: That's just mean.
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- Dr. Gregory House: [to Cuddy as she's using the phone] Have you seen my balls?
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to the phone] Can you hold on a second?
- Dr. Gregory House: My balls. Have you seen my balls? Giant one and the red one.
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- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Any idea why we're getting half as many requests for you as usual?
- Dr. Gregory House: Democrats' health care plan?
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- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to the phone] I'm gonna call you from my cell.
- [hangs up the receiver]
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Then I will come back in here.
- [to her cellphone as she's passing House]
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Hey! Yeah, I just had to explain to him that I had his balls and he's not getting them back.
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- Dr. James Wilson: [to Cuddy] Don't take his office and pretend like all you're doing is taking his office. You chose his room because you want to be there, but sitting near him and hoping isn't gonna get it done.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Leave here now or I'll take your office.
- Dr. James Wilson: No, you won't.
- [leaves]
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- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: What's Cuddy doing in your office?
- Dr. Gregory House: Other than throwing off the feng shui with her ass that faces all eight sides of the bagua at once?
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: These walls aren't soundproof.
- Dr. Gregory House: I'm well aware.
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- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: The labs are back and there's no sign of steroid use. Can someone please read her file?
- Dr. Gregory House: Can someone please stop backseat differentialating?
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- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Other doctors actually use their offices for crazy stuff like seeing patients. Not throwing a ball against the wall and calling it work.
- Dr. James Wilson: It's his process. That ball saves lives.
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- Dr. Gregory House: [to Cuddy] You're not stopping me for medical reasons. You're stopping me because you have the hots for me.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You're still here because you have the hots for me.
- Dr. Gregory House: Evidenced by the fact that I'm the one who moved into your office.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: It's the biggest office and I'm not the one that destroyed...
- Dr. Gregory House: Why are you dressed like that? Why do you try so hard to get my attention? Are you screwing with me?
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Are you screwing with me?
- Dr. Gregory House: That depends on your answer.
- [House and Cuddy stare at each other]
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Everybody knows this is going somewhere. I think we're supposed to kiss now.
- Dr. Gregory House: We already did that.
- [puts his hand on Cuddy's breast]
- Dr. Gregory House: It seemed like the logical next step.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Really? I'm an idiot for being surprised.
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