A big fucking welcome to Ricky's kitchen. He's rustled up some special sauce and chicken fingers (the good kind) and got a coupla rockers from Monster Truck to jam with Bubbles.
For fuck's sake Ricky, put your pants on and get ready for Episode 2. Find out why Park After Dark isn't in the dark, and whether a peacock mantis shrimp or armadillo would make a good pet.
Ricky's got a new gift - an awesome $6 microwave. Before he blows the fuckin' roof off the trailer with it, he cooks up the best Kraft Dinner ever, guaranteed to get him banged.
It's raining horse cocks outside, but it's cosy in the trailer as Ricky cooks up an awesome pepperoni treat. The Boys also discuss eye bees, how not to fuck up a microwave oven, and more amazing facts about Canada - or not.
The Boys have a special fucking guest today: Terry from FUBAR has stumbled into the park, in search of his Nova Scotian ancestors. He's also brought some fucked frozen treats from the Prairies - who dares eat one?
Grab a bologny sammich and join the Boys as they figure out how to hear the wind, what's at the end of the universe, and the existence of samsquamptches and moonicorns.
Julian's calling the shots in Ricky's kitchen today - and dirty ol' Dog Cakes are on the menu. The Boys also discuss itchy nuts, sad onions and damn spicy pickles, and Ricky gets us learnt about flying.
Julian and Ricky concoct a new Kraft Dinner dish - with one weird fucking ingredient. The Boys also discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger, facts about the sun, and a woman who thinks she's a horse. Also: The Boys rebuild a Boeing 787.
Ricky's constructed the world's cutest cheese and bologny sammich - but are you supposed to eat it or burp it? Also: Getting fucked up on nutmeg, the sweet taste of beaver ass juice, and how to make a bunch of scrilla from a melon.
Ricky's been browsing the True section of the bookstore, and has been getting learnt about paranormal pets. And did Bubbles really own a book-reading kitty?
Ricky's blue because his bank heist went to shit last night - literally. Thank fuck Bubbles and Julian - and a big TPB fan - have something to cheer him up.
It's the Canada Day long weekend and the Boys are already fucked up. They try some 'hair of the dog' and discuss awesome Canada facts, pig holes in hot dogs, boob farms, and the best way to steam Bubbles' buns.
The Boys are still partying into the weekend - except Julian's lost his precious bottle of rum, and Ricky nearly set Sunnyvale alight with his fireworks display last night.
Terry's back in Sunnyvale, and he's making himself at home. He'll only be there for one or 10 days, no big fuckin' deal. The Boys discuss fighting bears, the science of heaty and coldy, and storming Area 51.
Terry's still givin'er a week later - and has racked up a massive bill. Can he get a job as the captain of the Halifax Harbour Hopper and pay Julian back?
The Boys are getting ready for a long drinking weekend to celebrate Nova Scotia's borntday. Before they get totally fucked up they discuss Ricky's jail jacking habit, the awesomeness of Terry Fox, and big school words.
Ricky's french horn practice is interrupted by a surprise visitor - Bruce McCulloch from The Kids In The Hall. He tells the Boys about his tough childhood being raised by a cigarette machine.
Today's episode is only nine seconds long, as Ricky is too busy nursing a bitten toe and Julian is wrestling with video checkers. Instead, Ricky's brain gets vibrated with some fucked facts, and finds out what the fuck a foopa is.
Nothing to see here, just rockers GREEN JELLY totally fucking up Ricky's trailer. Down some ball shots and get ready to party like it's 1992. Also: fucked sing-alongs, piss shooters, and has Julian found his long-lost dad?
The Boys need to clean up the after last week's Green Jellÿ piss-fest, as they have a special guest - cluster headaches survivor Tom Termeer. He talks about the world's most painful disease, and how he got his head fixed.
Make way for talk show host Bubbles and his assistants. Today they interview Kids In The Hall star Kevin McDonald, who chats about his fear of hotel bathrooms, how he got bornt, the most awesome celebs, and how he lost his penis in London.
Ricky's started up an 'AirDnD', and his first guest is only fuckin' Umbrella Academy star Robert Sheehan. Discover Robert's favourite movie, how to poop like a champion, and who beat the piss out of him on a film set.
Bubbles interviews a special guest this week - Julian. But will his muscles talk? The Boys also talk like pirates, search for a job for Bubbles, and Ricky tries his hand (or is that cock?) as an erotic scriptwriter.
This week, the Boys ponder some big questions: Why do rich people need so much shit? Is cheerleading a sport? Is death by banging better than death by skydiving? Plus: Bubbles wants a penis-faced cat.
Put down your new (stolen) smartphones, Boys - you've got an episode of Park After Dark to film. Today's subjects include cock jockeys, golden toilets, and what to do if the bank gives you a bunch of scrilla by mistake.
Bubbles' singing gopher, how to tickle a star, lesbian koalas, and how to make the Egyptian pyramids more awesomer. And guess which school supplies item Julian once get stuck up his pisshole.
The Boys are frisky as fuck today. They chat about 19" weiners, Ricky's sexy chocolate fondue party, and the weirdest places they've banged. Also: the muscular mayor works out.
On today's totally unpre-fucking-pared for episode: Ricky tests the Motel's favourite ninja sword, imagines a wild night out with Dr. Seuss and Mr. Rogers, and gets learnt about Instant-gram.
A googly-eyed Stranger Things monster, an alien pizza delivery guy and a lobster fisherman compare their bulging Halloween sacks - and guess who fucking stole most of his swag.
The price is fucking right as Ricky and Julian go head-to-head in Bubbles' trivia challenge. Discover how many bras are made every day, how to bang a starfish, and why you shouldn't go on an acid trip at Disneyland.
Jacob's overworked, underpaid, and totally fucked. He joins Ricky, Julian and Bubbles on today's episode and reveals how much work he's doing - and Ricky's profiting from it.
Honey mustard, ranch, or hot as fuck? Bubbles dips Randy's mystery meats and guesses the sauce in Ricky's game. The Boys also play Would You Rather, discuss dinosaur piss and WD-40, and Julian gets something extra in his Rum and Coke.
The Boys are back from tour and they're still fucked up from the liquor and gummies. Today's topics include crash test pigs, castaway cows, banana art, and a fucked place to store your credit cards.
Ricky's planning to get fucked out of his header and cook up some awesome chicken fingers for Christmas. But before that, the Boys have to investigate an unusual anatomical anomaly - what in the FUCK?
There's double dip chicken fingers for dinner, a shit-ton of weed, awesome presents under the tree, and a stolen inflatable Santa. Time for a DECENT nine-day Christmas party in Sunnyvale. There's even a visit from a fucked little elf.
It's finally 2020. The Boys try to piece together the last nine days of partying, which included tinfoil gladiator fights, magic pizza, and Santa stabbings. Bubbles also hosts another game of If I Had To - let the arguments commence.
The Boys have recovered from their holiday partying and are good to go - except for one. Will his new fruit diet get him healthy? The Boys discuss the dangers of flying with weed, the Australian bushfire disaster, and news from deep space.
Grab a drink, crank up the RUSH and light a candle for the greatest drummer in the world - but don't be sad, Bubbles has got yer belly. World news, Diego the banging turtle, flying to the moon, and Ricky's butter pudding blueberry yogurt.
Holy fuck, it's colder than a snowman's cock out there. The Boys discuss the snowed-in folk of Newfoundland, what it's like to be a hunky muscleman like Julian, and predicting the future with pepperoni.
Need to escape a snake, cuddle a cat, or beat your gym addiction? Ricky's got some great tips. The Boys discuss Super Bowl ads, what to do if you chop your arm off, and play another round of If You Had To.
Get ready to Jingle Jangle Jingle with Bubbles. The Boys discuss alien anal probes, Coronavirus cruises, and the awesomeness of owning a horse. Ricky comes up with an ingenious way to get free booze at the bar.
Get packing fuckers, this could be the last episode of Park After Dark from Sunnyvale. Are the Boys heading for a new life of sun, sea, and buffalo mozzarella? Also: Relationship advice with Ricky, hairy gums, and terminator kitties.
Keep your head on a swivel - it's a leap year and Bubbles is worried things are about to get fucky. Ricky prepares to wrestle an alligator, Julian researches the pterodactyl, and Bubbles grooves to the WKRP in Cincinnati theme tune.
Bubbles is taking no chances with this cocksucker of a Coronavirus - can they kill it with booze and dope? The Boys also discuss the Sunnyvale Earthquake, Mad Mike, and celeb-shaped chicken nuggets. Is Bubbles in control of his brain ship?
Bubbles doesn't believe in all that Friday 13th bullshit, so why is he nervous? Ricky has tips on dealing with one-night stands and strangely arranged breasts, and Julian discovers a real cat-dog.
