Episode dated 2 July 1994
- Episode aired Jul 2, 1994
- Unrated
John Bloom
- Self
- (as Joe Bob Briggs)
Sandahl Bergman
- Gloria Freedman
- (archive footage)
Randall 'Tex' Cobb
- Blake Garrett
- (archive footage)
Glenn Ford
- Captain Gavin
- (archive footage)
Laura Gemser
- Emanuelle
- (archive footage)
Traci Lords
- Gina Clayton
- (archive footage)
Ted Prior
- Jimmy Clayton
- (archive footage)
Jan-Michael Vincent
- Lt. Bruce Ellis
- (archive footage)