- Peter Duckham: You left me with a kettle with no plug, with six bags of potato crisps and, for some unknown reason, two empty Evian bottles. I'm tired, I'm famished, and I'm desperate for a pee.
- Lucas Frye: So now you know what the Evian bottles are for.
- Lucas Frye: I was sent to Moscow in secret, so Lucas Frye ceased to exist. Pity really. If I'd been exposed as a traitor and my treachery splashed across the tabloids, I would have been disgraced here, but a hero of the Soviet Union.
- Peter Duckham: I always assumed that you were. I mean, you had a flat in Moscow, a dasher in the country, all the women you could bonk, and the freedom of the distillery.
- Lucas Frye: Sadly no. In the early years, I was shunted 'round the provinces. Any idea where Tomsk is?
- Peter Duckham: Isn't it on the river Ob?
- Lucas Frye: No. That's Omsk. Those of us in Tomsk yearned for the bright lights of Omsk.