Hugo (2011)

Kevin Eldon: Policeman

Quotes 

• Policeman : Do you think it's mine?

  Station Inspector : What?

  Policeman : I don't know what to do. She's having a baby, you know.

  Station Inspector : Sure it's yours?

  Policeman : Well, who else's could it be?

  Station Inspector : Of course it's yours. When's the last time you had relations with her? Any time in the last year?

  Policeman : No, I don't think so.

  Station Inspector : Very suspicious, then.