Respectable

[Yelena answers Kate's mobile phone. It's Kate's new boyfriend Stuart, who doesn't know Kate's a prostitute, but thinks she's just a student]

Yelena: This is not Kate, this is Yelena. Kate is busy.

Stuart: Oh, right, is she in lecture?

Yelena: No. She is sucking cock.

Stuart: What?

Yelena: She is sucking cock. She is cocksucker. She is giving man big cocksucking.

Stuart: I'm sorry, who is this?

Yelena: It's Yelena. I work with Kate. I am whore. She is whore. We both whores. We work in whorehouse. We suck cock.

Stuart: Kate is not a prostitute!

Yelena: Yes she is. She is sucking cock right now. She tell you herself but she can not - mouth full of cock.

Stuart: What? I don't believe this!

Yelena: Me neither, fat bitch, but, our opinion count for nothing. Men give her money, she suck cock.

Stuart: Is this Kate Williams' phone?

Yelena: Yeah.

Stuart: I'm sorry, this is sick, this is some kind of sick joke!

Yelena: So, no message? Hmh.

[Yelena hangs up the phone]