Religulous (2008)

Reginald Foster: Self

Quotes 

• Bill Maher : I know what you're thinking. I'm standing in front of a green screen at a studio in Burbank, California, and they digitized the Vatican in behind me. No, no, that's really the Vatican. I ought to know. I just got thrown out of it. See, I wanted to interview the Pope, but I was willing to settle for a cardinal or a monsignor, or the flying nun - really anybody, but apparently I've been on the Catholic shit list for quite a while. But that's their loss, 'cause now I'm gonna say what I *really* think, which is mainly:

  [referring to the Vatican] 

  Bill Maher : does that look like anything Jesus Christ had in mind?

  [to Father Reginald Foster, a Senior Vatican Priest] 

  Bill Maher : When you look at a building like that, a giant palace, does it seem at odds with the message of the founder?

  Reginald Foster : Well, certainly.

  Bill Maher : [giggles]  Well, thank you.

  Reginald Foster : I mean, that's obvious.

  Bill Maher : It really is obvious, isn't it? But does it bother you?

  Reginald Foster : [stammering]  Well, I mean - well, yes it does. I wouldn't - if I were the boss, I wouldn't be living there.

• Bill Maher : The standard doctrine that I was taught as a kid...

  Reginald Foster : Yeah, that's all gone. That's all finished.