- Sophie: [reading Donna's diary] "We danced on the beach, and we kissed on the beach, and... dot, dot, dot."
- Donna: Why are you here? What are you doing here?
- Bill: I'm writing a travel piece.
- Harry Bright: I'm, I'm here on a spontaneous holiday.
- Sam Carmichael: Er, I just dropped in to say... hi.
- Sam Carmichael: Am I getting this right? Sophie may be mine, but she may be Bill's or Harry's?
- Donna: Yeah. Yes! That's right. And don't get all self-righteous with me, because you have no one but yourself to blame!
- Sophie: Yeah, if you hadn't just dumped my mother and gone off and married somebody else...
- Sam Carmichael: Hey, hey, wait a minute. I had to go home. I was engaged. But I told Lorraine I couldn't marry her and I came right back!
- Donna: You... you... Why didn't you call me?
- Sam Carmichael: Because I was crazy enough to think that you would be waiting for me. Only when I arrived, they told me you were off with some other guy. So... Lorraine called me an idiot and married me to prove it.
- Harry Bright: Donna must be tearing her hair out doing this wedding on her own. What would the father of the bride normally do?
- Tanya: Pay.
- [beat]
- Tanya: Though my dad drew the line at my third.
- Tanya: [before singing 'Does Your Mother Know'] Little boys who play with fire get their fingers burned.
- Donna: [about the three "dads"] They have no right to turn up like this. What have they ever done for their daughter? Huh?
- Rosie: Donna, Donna, they didn't know she existed.
- Donna: Well, they didn't need to know, did they? I've done a great job with Soph all by myself, and I won't be muscled out by an e... jaculation!
- Donna: I'm gonna arrange for a boat to take you all back to the mainland.
- Bill: I have a boat, Donna.
- Donna: You have a boat? Good, get on it. And, er, anchors aweigh!
- Sam Carmichael: Hey...
- Donna: Away aweigh!
- Sam Carmichael: Donna...
- Bill, Sam Carmichael, Harry Bright: [together] It's good to see you!
- Donna: Okay, now, the thing about the toilet... If it doesn't flush right away, just go, and come back in a while, and it should... Nothing works around here, except for me.
- Sophie: You took... Mom's guitar!
- Harry Bright: No, I borrowed it. Look... Now, where is it? "D.S." - Donna Sheridan, and, er, "H.B." - Head-Banger.
- Sam Carmichael, Bill: [both] "Head-Banger"?
- Harry Bright: I bought her this. It cost me ten quid, plus my Johnny Rotten T-shirt. Your mother knew quite a rebel.
- Sky: [talking about Sam, Bill, and Harry] You invited these guys and you didn't tell me?
- Sophie: No, I thought you would... try to stop me. I *know* I messed up...
- Sky: Sophie... is that what this whole big white wedding is about? You finding your dad?
- Sophie: No, no!
- Sky: I wanted to take a boat to the mainland with a couple of witnesses, and you *insisted* on this sodding circus so you could play happy families.
- Sophie: It's about knowing who I am and... and I wanted to get married knowing who I am!
- Sky: That doesn't come from finding your father. That comes from finding yourself, and... The irony is, I was travelling to find *myself*, and... I put everything on hold, for you. Because I loved you, and I wanted what you wanted. Now I don't know.
- Sophie: You don't know if you love me.
- Sky: Of course I *love* you. I just wish you'd told me!
- Sky: It's my stag do - my last night of freedom. Which is how some people might see it. But for me, it's the last night before the greatest adventure of my life.
- Rosie: [in a very Cockney accent] Excuse me! Hello! This is a hen party. Women only! Thank you.
- Sam Carmichael: Okay.
- Tanya: [talking about Donna's money troubles and her life in general] Yeah, but are you being taken care of?
- Donna: What do you mean?
- Tanya: Are you getting any?
- Donna: Oh, you mean...
- [turns on the drill, making loud noises]
- Donna: [to the drill] Down, boy. Down, boy! No, it takes too much energy.
- Rosie: Yeah, just more plumbing to be maintained, isn't it?
- Sophie: God, I love Sky and I want to be with him and I... I don't want my children growing up, not knowing who their father is, because it's just, it's crap!
- Sophie: Do you think I'm letting you down?
- Donna: Why would you even think that?
- Sophie: Oh, because... of what you've done. I mean, the Dynamos, raising a kid... and running a business, all on your own.
- Donna: Well, honey - I didn't have a choice. I couldn't go home. You know? When I got pregnant, my mother told me not to bother coming back. And I wouldn't have had it any other way. My God, look at what *we've* had.
- Sam Carmichael: I see you kept my bagpipes.
- Donna: They're supposed to ward off unwanted visitors.
- Sam Carmichael: Oh, you don't need bagpipes to do that.
- Sam Carmichael: I've done the big white wedding, and believe me, it doesn't always end in "happy ever after".
- Sophie: That is you, that's not me! Okay? I love Sky more than anything in the world, and I... Arrgh! Did you feel that way before you got married?
- Sam Carmichael: [thinks about that] No.
- Sam Carmichael: [while Donna and the Dynamos are singing "Super Trouper"] Our song!
- Harry Bright: Your song? It's *my* song!