Lizzy Caplan: Marjee Sorelli

Quotes 

• Marjee Sorelli : [Jason has named his car Winona]  Just out of curiosity, did you name your car after Winona Ryder or Wynona Judd?

  Jason : [embarassed]  Uh...

  Marjee Sorelli : You know what, don't answer that, 'cause either way, not so good for you.

• Marjee Sorelli : I had a lot more fun in my life getting B's than you did going for A's.

  Ginnie Sorelli : Oh, you know what? You didn't even get B's, you got C's.

  Marjee Sorelli : Yeah! That's how much fun I had.

• Marjee Sorelli : This is about a 16-year old girl who hit a homeless person on her first day of Driver's Ed.

  Ginnie Sorelli : Hey, he came out of nowhere!

• Marjee Sorelli : Sorry, but once your grandmother has walked in on you having sex on the bathroom floor, there really is no such thing as embarrassment.