Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show (2006)
Scott Adsit: Gordo
Quotes
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Natalie Teeger : She swears he's innocent.
Howard "Gordo" Gordon : I know. That's the toughest part of the job, the mothers crying and pleading. That's one thing I'm not going to miss.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Where are you going?
Howard "Gordo" Gordon : Didn't you hear? I'm retiring. There's a party for me on Saturday if you want to come.
Lt. Randall Disher : Sweet.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : You're retiring? How old are you?
Howard "Gordo" Gordon : 46.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Did you win the lottery?
Howard "Gordo" Gordon : No, I've been investing. Real estate. What have you been doing with your savings?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [mulls it over] Uhhh... Eating. You know, I think I need to talk to my accountant.
Natalie Teeger : What, you have an accountant?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Nope. Going to have to go find an accountant, and then I'm going to talk to him.