- Xander: Anya, look around. There's ghosts and shaking, and people are going all Felicity with their hair. We're fresh out of superpeople, and somebody's gotta go back in there. Now, who's with me?
- [Willow and Tara hesitate]
- Spike: I am... I know I'm not the first choice for heroics... and Buffy's tried to kill me more than once. And I don't fancy a single one of you at all. But...
- [pauses]
- Spike: Actually, all that sounds pretty convincing.
- [as he is walking away]
- Spike: I wonder if Asian House is open.
- Xander: So, with Buffy and Riley having... you know, acts of nakedness around the clock lately, maybe they set something free... like a big, bursting poltergasm.
- Anya: A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now, I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.
- Spike: You know, you take the killing for granted, and then it's gone, and you're like... I wish I'd appreciated it more. Stop and smell the corpses, you know.
- [going to the Espresso Pump and finding Giles playing the guitar and singing]
- Xander Harris: Um... could we go back to the haunted house? Because this is creeping me out.
- [Spike and Anya entering a frat party]
- Spike: Hey... I know these guys from somewhere.
- Anya: Initiative soldiers. They live here. The experiments happen in the lab under the house. It's where they kept you and put in your chip. Let's have fun!
- Spike: What are you doing? You brought me *here*?
- Xander Harris: [approaching] Anya? What are you doing? You brought *him* here?
- Spike: That's what *I* said. Only I hit the *here* part.
- [last lines]
- [Buffy and Riley being informed of what their lovemaking was causing]
- Willow Rosenberg: Really, it wasn't your fault. You were under the influence of *powerful* magics.
- Buffy Summers: We were like zombies. I had no control over myself at all.
- Willow Rosenberg: It must have been horrible.
- [Buffy and Riley exchange a look]
- Buffy Summers: Yeah. Horrible.
- Riley Finn: Uh-huh.
- Buffy Summers: Mm-hmm.
- Riley Finn: It was bad.
- [about Giles' singing]
- Tara Maclay: Does he do this a lot?
- Xander: Sure. Every day the earth rotates backward and the skies turn orange.
- Willow Rosenberg: Horses? Like big... tall... teeth-that-can-take-your-arm-off horses?
- Tara Maclay: We, sure. I learned to ride when I was a kid. It-It-It's fun. And by the way, most horses don't like arm very much.
- Willow Rosenberg: I had a bad birthday party pony thing when I was 4.
- Rupert Giles: As a rule, demons... have no empathy for any other species other than their own. In fact, you know, most think of... vampires as, um, abominations, mixing with human blood and all.
- Genevive Holt: Without me, they would have been shut out of the Kingdom. Lost to lust.
- Rupert Giles: But you helped them.
- Genevive Holt: The girls felt the vanity more than the boys. I'd see them preening like Jezebel, doting over their pretty hair.
- Xander: So you'd hack it off.
- Genevive Holt: I'd remove the temptation to admire themselves. They were better for it.
- Xander: What about the bathtub? Something happened there.
- Genevive Holt: I performed baptisms on the most unclean. Those who were tainted with impure thought and deed.
- Rupert Giles: You held them under?
- Genevive Holt: They needed to be reborn. You choose to pass judgment on me?
- Xander Harris: Anyways, they'll probably be too busy flirting with every other girl at the part to even notice ya.
- Anya: So you don't think I'm desirable enough to be flirted with? Is that it?
- Xander Harris: I'm just not gonna win here, am I?
- [first lines]
- [fighting a vampire and a demon]
- Buffy Summers: [to Riley] Okay. You get fang. I'll get horny... I mean...
- Forrest Gates: [Shot of Graham standing still, looking grim, as people run screaming past him. Forrest runs toward him, against the flow of people] Graham, quit standing around! Help get these people to safety!
- Graham Miller: Touch not the impure thing...
- Forrest Gates: What?
- Graham Miller: Or ye shall perish. Find salvation in the cross of our lord and savior.
- Forrest Gates: Right.
- [He goes to the wall and flips a switch. Grabs Graham and turns him to face the wall as the green scanner light travels across their faces]