Arrested Development (TV Series)
Afternoon Delight (2004)
Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth
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Quotes
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Michael Bluth : Well, you do it your way, GOB, I'm just here to have fun.
Gob : Well, not too much fun. I gave my big sexual harassment speech earlier today.
Gob : [earlier that day] Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any inter-office *bleep* or *bleep* -ing, or finger *bleep* or *bleep* -sting or *bleep* -esting or *bleep* eing or *bleep* or even *bleep* . Oh and if anyone tries anything with my sister Lindsay, I'll take off my pants, I'll show you my *bleep* . And I'll personally *really long bleep* .
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Michael Bluth : You may want to start acting like the president, GOB. You're beginning to alienate some of the employees.
Gob : Yeah, like the president has to worry about alienating the employees.
Narrator : In fact, GOB had started to alienate some of the employees.
Gob : [in the break room] Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit! COME ON!
Gob : [at the elevator] Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. COME ON!
Gob : [in the bathroom] Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit! COME ON!
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Lucille : I have a plan to stave off intruders.
Michael Bluth : What's that?
Lucille : [holds up an air horn and a fire poker] First I blow him then I poke him.
Michael Bluth : [stunned] Guy doesn't know what he's in for.