- Murdock: Luck is with us now. My rabbit's foot's gonna bring us luck all the way back to L.A.
- B.A. Baracus: Rabbit had four of 'em - didn't do him much good.
- Deke Logan: [pointing a gun at Murdock] Slide over and drive!
- Murdock: I'm warning you, you dont wanna take this van. I mean you really don't want this van!
- Deke Logan: I said you'd better move!
- Murdock: Well, let me put it this way: taking this van is like taking down town Tokyo away from Godzilla.
- Col. Decker: This has Hannibal Smith written all over it. First he impersonates me, then he starts a prison break.
- Murdock: B.A., I'd like to take this opportunity to say I'm really sorry they took your gold.
- B.A. Baracus: That's alright, if I don't get it back I'll just have to kill you.
- Murdock: [being fingerprinted] I want a phone call, I want a lawyer, and I want to get this ink off my fingers. Gets under your nails and then you can't get it out.
- Callie Russell: Have you ever thought of hiring yourself out, Mr. Smith? I'm sure there are a lot of people out there who could your use help.
- Hannibal: Well, we ought to think about that. Huh, guys?
- Murdock: Yeah, yeah.
- Deke Logan: Well, you've come to the end of the road, pal. You just dug yourself a grave.
- Hannibal: No, this is too short for me.
- B.A. Baracus: [to Murdock] If you want to stay alive, keep your mouth shut, or I'll nail it shut for you.
- Hannibal: [on carphone in Face's 'Vette] You know, I gotta hand it to you, Face, I found Decker's I.D. in the car trunk. It's perfect.
- Faceman: [on mobile phone at a pool surrounded by two girls] Aw, Hannibal... I was saving that as a surprise for your birthday.
- Hannibal: [chuckles] Well you can get me something else. Now listen: I'm almost to the camp and I got the release papers. Well meet you in L.A.
- Faceman: Ok, well as eh, as soon as things come together down here, I'll, Ill catch the first flight out.
- Hannibal: Take care, Pal.
- Faceman: Ciao.
- [hangs up and turns to his girlfriends]
- Faceman: I promise, that's the last phonecall.