- Todd: Do you remember the first guy in your high school to get laid?
- Stuart: No, but I remember the last.
- Todd: Well, I do. This kid Greg. He came back from summer break; something about him had changed. It wasn't anything he said or did, but something was different. You just knew it.
- Stuart: I know what you mean. It's like you can sense it the way an animal senses it.
- Todd: Exactly. Like an animal. Sometimes, you meet a guy and there's just something fucking scary about him. Something that makes you think this guy has killed somebody. He doesn't have to act tough. He never has to say it. But like an animal, you can sense it. You know that this guy's got the balls to do what few others can. And that's you after today, my friend. People are gonna fucking fear you. Linda is gonna fucking fear you. What we do today is gonna pay off every day for the rest of our lives.
- [after Axelle drops her robe to pose nude for the art class]
- Art Class Professor: Hands on your pencils, boys!
- Stephanie: When are you gonna tell Josh's mother what happened?
- Paxton: I'm not.
- Stephanie: She still thinks her son is in Europe.
- Paxton: What the fuck am I supposed to tell her? She'll go straight to the police.
- Stephanie: Yeah, exactly. Someone should.
- Paxton: No, no one should. You don't get it. These people are tied into everyone. Someone starts asking questions, they're gonna come after me and find me.
- Stuart: Do you think we're sick?
- Todd: Fuck no. Dude, you look anywhere in the world where there's no law... whether it's fucking Chad or New Orleans... and this is the shit people are doing, bro. We're the normal ones.
- Stuart: Any idea what you're gonna do in there?
- Todd: You don't even wanna know. You don't even wanna know.
- Todd: [after his electric saw becomes unplugged while terrorizing Whitney] That's fucking rich! You should see your fucking face!
- Stuart: [to Beth] I'm sorry. There's probably a small army of Slovak boys all fighting over you. Why travel all this way just to talk with an ugly American?
- [first lines]
- Italian Police Officer: [to Paxton] Signore?